This Week in iQ Trivia – 20 May 2023

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Winning a jackpot on your birthday is even more of a win than usual.

TEAM NAMES

What if there were no women in the world for a year?

Everyone would die

Femboys become the dominant lifeform

Have you read Lord of the Flies? Basically that

Still the same number of CEOs

No reality shows on TV. HALLELUJAH!

Free from the Kardashian sisters for a year

Divorce rates would plummet

The gender pay gap would be solved

Japanese body pillows

A lot less whisky, a lot more gin

Piled up laundry

Dirty bed sheets

Safer roads

Nothing would be found

Golf club sales surge

No leftovers

McDonald’s shares skyrocket

Paper plates

Dishes everywhere

Peace and quiet

Bechdel who?

Upright toilet seats everywhere

Worst Best brothels ever

The rise of the gays

Fewer men in the closet

We achieved gender equality

Blue balls

Sex dolls

Tinder collapses, Grindr explodes

Lots of strong right arms

The fappening

Pornhub servers would crash

TriviArt

Green Dog

Bended Knee

Children’s Story Reader

Irrelevant Hovercraft

Excited Chicken

Pineapple Puppet

Slimy Barrel

Spicy Dwarves

INTERESTING MOMENTS

As soon as we asked people to name gold producing countries, we heard a voice from the back of the room asking “why?” Why? Well, asking questions is kind of what trivia is about, and you chose to come here. (At any rate, they wound up winning on their first try.)

One team found out why you should bring your kids to trivia, when their daughter immediately recognised Old Town Road by Lil Nas X when they had no idea.

Where do Vikings go when they die? Odin’s pool room apparently.

When we asked about four letter words said by trap shooters when they’re ready for a target, we got guesses of c*nt and f*ck. Which would certainly change the atmosphere at the shooting range.

And one player who bid 14 in the bonus round not only got zero, he said nothing and sat right back down when he realised he couldn’t name a single NRL player. It was one of the greatest moments of hubris we have ever seen.

See you next week.