Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
JACKPOT
Knowing who created Pinocchio paid off.
TEAM NAMES
What’s the first rule of Trivia Club?
Tell everyone about trivia
Book early
Go with your gut instinct
Don’t yell out the answer
Shut the hell up
Get your bonus round guess in late and go one higher
Don’t be sh!t
Drink your winnings
It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether you beat your trivia nemesis
If you use your phone make sure nobody sees
Always take the beer voucher
Don’t admit you hacked the bluetooth
Always have Spongebob in your team name
TriviArt must be pornographic
Always draw something sexual especially if kids are present
Bribe the host
Always use a stolen pen
Disputes are settled with a thumb war
Don’t let Kev talk you out of the right answers (but they did)
Whoever is holding the pen is right
Sam is always right
Draw a map to prove your point
Bring a brain
Think of a team name at the last possible second
Get there in time for happy hour
Eat, drink, and be merry
Never play sober
Dumb answers are better than no answers
Tank so you come 7th
Always gamble 5, buy your round, put a dollar in the jackpot, and call Bill a c*nt. Rules 2 through 476… see Rule 1.
Never gamble five
Always gamble five
Don’t cheat
TriviArt
Dry Fingers
Treacherous Alan Rickman
Flamboyant Plant
Boston Pumpkin
Ineffable Bar
Rubik’s Pyramid
Bamboozled Chandelier
Mushy Dutch Cricket
Feet Sausages
Betrothed Muppets
Cold Cat
INTERESTING MOMENTS
To settle their view on our dilemma question, one player committed to holding an egg in his hand all day on Sunday. We will let you know if he made it the whole day.
Someone tried to game theory the dilemma question, assuming that everyone else would take a deal where they always find $20 when they reach in their pocket, but it’s been taken from someone who needs it. Every other team voted no, and they screwed themselves out of a point.
Someone questioned our math, and half way through explaining it, realised that he was wrong. And admitted as much in front of everyone. Well played!
Just a reminder, when we mention Hitler, even when just reading out an answer, you really don’t need to cheer.
It was remarked that one player who won the bonus round this week really knew a lot about 19 year old girls.
One player thought the six million dollar man was Steve BANNON. No! Very much no!
And one team had to leave early but left us some iQ Trivia cranes.
See you next week.