Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 15 March 2026

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If you’ve ever bought groceries online, you’ve likely seen them make substitutions.

Sometimes they’re fine, and sometimes they really aren’t.

So for your team name this week, we want you to come up with unsatisfactory or inappropriate grocery substitutions.

Lemon detergent for lemonade

You need toilet paper, we send you bread

We’re out of oats, so here’s some cat litter

Rubber gloves for condoms

Fishcakes & cheesecake are basically the same thing

Haemorrhoid cream for toothpaste

Any bad substitutions will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This Week in iQ Trivia – 14 March 2026

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Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

JACKPOT

Two teams won jackpots on a question about Ernest Hemingway, and another jackpot nearly went off but two teams both spelled the name wrong in two different ways.

TEAM NAMES

You had plenty of misfortune in your misfortune cookies.

You will get the gambler’s question wrong

You will not know the answer to question 4

You’ll come 8th in iQ Trivia

You will roll your ankle on the way home from trivia

You will hit every red light

Stop worrying about your health, it will go away

You will be stalked

That wasn’t chicken

You’ll miss 100% of the shots you DO take

Things will get better but not for you

Your lettuce had e-coli

You’ll soon regret this meal

The food was poisoned

You will trust a fart too much

You will never retire

You’re going to Iran

You will always choose the slowest chekout lane

There will be a motorcycle in the last car park space

May you become Prime Minister but be better known for sh!tting yourself at Engadine Maccas

Your lottery numbers will be so bad that you owe them money

Neither side of the pillow will ever be cool again

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train

TriviArt

Malcontent Rabbit

Sexy Sauna

Octopus Coffee

China Turkey

Phenomenal Pen

Sunset Seizure

Philanthropist Calculator

Quokka Chaussures

INTERESTING MOMENTS

Beatles songs with “love” in the title… We all Love in a Yellow Submarine, Elovenor Rigby, Hard Days Love.

When we asked about the QWERTY keyboard layout, one team sketched a full keyboard from memory to get the right answer.

One team got every bonus question, and still came last.

And our quarterly tournament has tightened up as we approach the final weeks.

Team Wins Score Average
The Smith Family 6 441 73.50
Bagpuss 6 437 72.83
The Villain Cut 5 378 75.60
Whale Emoji 5 371 74.20
War Chest Her Shire 5 343 68.60
6 Go Crazy 4 311 77.75
Professional Cuddlers 4 300 75.00
The Guns of Dickson 4 294 73.50
Foxolotl 4 288.5 72.13
Trough Lobsters 4 283 70.75
Spanish Love Songs 3 225 75.00
Crispy Down Under ft Emma 3 222.5 74.17
Dad Bods 3 200 66.67
The Norms 3 200 66.67
Fleabag 2 158 79.00
Captain Kathie’s Mandarin 2 156 78.00
That sounds like a you problem 2 153 76.50
Tournament Name 2 149.5 74.75
Stove 2 149 74.50
Diversity Council 2 145 72.50
Bone Train 2 138 69.00
Happy Hour 2 138 69.00
Barflies 2 136 68.00

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 8 March 2026

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Recently we came across Pechkeks, a company that makes misfortune cookies.

So this week, we want your team name to be what you would put in a misfortune cookie.

The love of your life was here but you missed them because you were late

You will drop your phone in the toilet tomorrow

While you are reading this, someone is stealing your wallet

Tonight you will step on a piece of Lego while barefoot

The milk in your fridge is going off right now

You will be audited this year

Any misfortunes will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.