It’s Valentine’s Day this week, so in the spirit of cynicism, we’re turning to Paul Simon’s song Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover.

Of course, he only mentions five ways in the song. So we’re going to help him get to 50.

Get on a ferry, Barry

Do what you gotta do, Sue

Sneak off like a thief, Chief

Fake your own death, Beth

Have an honest conversation to see if you can resolve your differences, and if you can’t, split up amicably like mature adults, Schultz

Come up with a rhyming way to breakup, preferably using the name of someone on your team for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

For team names this week we’re thinking about band names.

Specifically, we want you to ruin the name of a band or musician by changing just one letter.

Lazy Gaga

The Why

Crowded Horse

The Rolling Scones

PISS

Nine Inch Sails

The Polite

Public Enema

Any ruined band names will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Think back a few years to the songs you sang along to when you were younger.

Now update the lyrics, and make that your team name this week.

Sweet grandchild of mine

It was a bittersweet symphony… now it’s just bitter

Is there life on Mars? No. The Curiosity Rover proved that.

Any updated song lyrics will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.