“Nobody is better than me.”

Donald Trump seems to say that a lot.

This week we want you to come up with something nobody is better at than Donald Trump.

Here are some ideas to get you started.

Have an interesting week.

Donald Trump is about to become president.

And over the next four years, you can be pretty confident he will insult a lot of people.

This week you will get a bonus point if your team name is how Donald Trump would insult you.

There are plenty of examples to give you ideas here and here.

Whether you are crooked, a big mistake, a lightweight bimbo, or an overrated clown who really bombed, making your team name a Trumpesque insult will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Fidel Castro died recently, and there were a variety of reactions.

One world leader who copped quite a bit of flak over his statement on the occasion was Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

“Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation.”

Having glossed over Castro’s history of imprisoning or murdering people who didn’t see things his way, the #trudeaueulogies hashtag was born.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with your own Trudeauesque eulogy.

Anything that glosses over the faults of someone who has passed will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Well the presidential election has come and gone, and it looks like iQ Trivia will be asking a lot of current events questions about Donald Trump over the next four years (or however long it is before the apocalypse begins.)

So this week, we want you to look into the future to come up with a team name.

If your team name is a news story that we will see at some point during the Trump administration, you will get a bonus point.

The Apprentice: Supreme Court Edition.

Wall construction leads to severe brick shortage.

White House painted gold.

Lawrence to President: The Hunger Games wasn’t a “how to” guide.

Anything that sounds like a news story from some point in the next four years will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

The election has come and gone, and you’ve probably got some thoughts on the result.

This week, if your team name describes the election in four words, you will get a bonus point.

Too Close to Call

So Many Photo Ops

The Pandering Never Ends

Tony Would Have Won

Tony Would Have Lost

Shit, Pauline Hanson’s Back

Atleast Trump Isn’t Here

Anything that explains your view on the election in four words will get a point.

Have an interesting week.

The election is getting closer and closer, and there are plenty of parties to choose from, many of which are doubling up.

There’s the Socialist Equality Party AND the Socialist Alliance, the Marijuana Party AND the Drug Reform Party, the Seniors United Party AND the Mature Australia Party, the Australian Liberty Alliance AND Rise Up Australia AND Pauline Hanson?

But maybe none of them speak to you.  Maybe you need to form your own.

So this week we want you to use your team name to propose a name for a political party that you would start.

The Tim Tam Party

The It’s None of My Damn Business What You Do Party

The Meaningless Slogan Party

The Pandering Populist Party

Anything that is a political party that you would like to see will get you a bonus point.

Long after most people thought he would have wound up his joke, it looks like Donald Trump will likely win the Republican nomination for President.

If that happens he will need a slogan better than the current “Make America Great Again.”

So this week we want you to give his campaign a boost by suggesting a Trump 2016 slogan.

If your team name is a proposed Trump slogan, you will get a bonus point.

“Not the President America needs, the President America deserves.”

“We shall overcomb.”

“Vote Trump or there will be hell toupee.”

“I succeed at everything I do… except business, and marriage, and television.”

Anything like this will get you a bonus point.