You may have seen the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight recently.

If you didn’t, you didn’t miss much. Most people found it pretty underwhelming.

It seems that beating up a man who hasn’t fought in 20 years wasn’t a great look for Jake Paul. With some people proposing who he can fight next.

So for your team name this week, we want you to suggest Jake Paul’s next opponent.

Muhammad Ali

A 6 year old child who has had boxing briefly explained to them

The people who run Netflix

Pushing his grandmother down the stairs

Mike Tyson transported through time from 1988

Me. I can take a punch for $20 million.

Tell us who Jake Paul can fight next for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Everyone likes ice cream.

Well maybe we can change that.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with a terrible idea for an ice cream flavour.

Sweat

Wet grass

Dust

Coriander

Dirt

Wasabi

Any terrible ideas for ice cream flavours will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

It’s been a big year for elections around the world.

This week, we want you to find a way to make a film of TV series about elections.

The Shawshank Election

Moneyballot

12 Angry Voters

Stranger Things candidates have promised

There Will Be Blood at the post election uprising

The Dark Knight Rises in the polls

Law & Order: Special Voters Unit

Barbielection

The Silent Majority of the Lambs

The Recount of Monte Cristo

Curb Your Enthusiasm because your preferred candidate is never going to get elected

Any electoral films or TV series will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Americans are voting this week, and given that a lot of states are holding votes on specific issues, we thought your team name should propose something you think should be voted on.

Cybertrucks never have the right of way

Ordering a steak well done comes with a prison sentence

A declaration of war necessarily involves the two leaders of the country wrestling for it

A ban on using the word “moist”

Failure to give a courtesy wave after being let in to traffic results in a suspended license

Any proposed ballot measures you would like to see will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

It’s Halloween this week, and we’re going to be dealing with costumes.

But we’re also going to introduce you to the Japanese custom of “mundane Halloween”, for people who want to dress up, but don’t want to go all out in dressing as a zombie or vampire or any of the standard Halloween tropes.

Instead, they dress as very ordinary things.

Any mundane Halloween costumes will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Halloween is coming, and it’s time to start thinking about scary costumes.

Specifically, we want you to think about costumes that would be scary to specific groups of people.

Being 5’10’’ – Guys on tinder

Student loans – Scary to millennials

The electoral college – Kamala Harris

An out of order printer – Boomers

Someone ignoring you – Influencers

Any scary halloween costumes will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Think of a place. A country, a state, a city, a suburb, anywhere.

Now change, or add, or remove one letter to make it something different.

Ew York

Democratic Republic of the Bongo

Funland

Merlin

Porntugal

Moocow

Prance

Any renamed place will get you a bonus point

Have an interesting week.

This week we are looking for life hacks.

And we don’t mind if you get a bit unethical.

You can get anywhere if you wear a hi-viz vest

Buy one movie ticket, stay there all day

Fill a baby bottle with vodka & tell them your wife & kids are already inside the theme park

Become a real estate agent

Any life hacks of questionable ethics will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Ok. Let’s suppose you’ve done some bad things, and you find yourself in hell.

What is on TV?

Quiz shows but half of every question is skipped

A supercut of your most embarassing moments

Nothing but televangelists all day

Every role on every show is played by James Corden

Any programming suggestions for hell will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently one of our hosts got hit with an “OK Boomer”, despite being two decades away from being even a young boomer.

So for your team names this week, we want to know the last thing that made you feel old.

Chronic back pain.

Someone born the day I could legally drink can now legally drink.

I used to be younger than pro athletes. Now I’m older than all of them.

Literally anything on TikTok

Any things that make you feel old will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.