You’re going to be hearing a lot of Christmas songs this week.

Let’s make them realistic.

For your team name, you will get a bonus point if you make a Christmas song more realistic.

On the 12^th day of Christmas my true love gave to me… nothing because who the hell give gifts for 12 straight days?

All I want for Christmas is to not have to deal with your passive aggressive aunt

Joy to the world… I have two weeks off

I just gave birth in a manger. I don’t need you playing the drums.

Any realistic Christmas songs will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Christmas is coming up.

So this week we want you to use your team name to make a non-Christmas movie about Christmas.

Schindler’s Christmas List

Alice in Winter Wonderland

The Lord of the Reindeer

Festive Gump

Three Kings and Louise

Saving Private Rudolph

V for Vixen

Noel Country for Old Men

The Little Myrrh-maid

Any non-Christmas movies made into Christmas movies will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Spotify Wrapped came out last week, and you probably heard a lot about what music your friends have been listening to this year.

For your team name this week, we want you to give us an annual wrap from another part of your life.

62 entire pizzas eaten

30,261 minutes spent crying

137 times fell asleep listening to a podcast

292 meetings that could have been an e-mail

612 complaints abut things that you also do all the time

Give us an annual wrap up from your life for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week you’re going to think about animation.

Specifically, we want to know what animated character you had a crush on.

Robin Hood as an animated Disney fox

The Evil Queen in Sleeping Beauty

Skeletor

The Dad from Inside Out

Tinkerbell

Optimus Prime was a real daddy

Teenage Simba from The Lion King

Ariel or Jessica Rabbit or any cartoon redhead

Even though none of them were ever going to happen, tell us what animated character you had a crush on for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have seen the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight recently.

If you didn’t, you didn’t miss much. Most people found it pretty underwhelming.

It seems that beating up a man who hasn’t fought in 20 years wasn’t a great look for Jake Paul. With some people proposing who he can fight next.

So for your team name this week, we want you to suggest Jake Paul’s next opponent.

Muhammad Ali

A 6 year old child who has had boxing briefly explained to them

The people who run Netflix

Pushing his grandmother down the stairs

Mike Tyson transported through time from 1988

Me. I can take a punch for $20 million.

Tell us who Jake Paul can fight next for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Everyone likes ice cream.

Well maybe we can change that.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with a terrible idea for an ice cream flavour.

Sweat

Wet grass

Dust

Coriander

Dirt

Wasabi

Any terrible ideas for ice cream flavours will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

It’s been a big year for elections around the world.

This week, we want you to find a way to make a film of TV series about elections.

The Shawshank Election

Moneyballot

12 Angry Voters

Stranger Things candidates have promised

There Will Be Blood at the post election uprising

The Dark Knight Rises in the polls

Law & Order: Special Voters Unit

Barbielection

The Silent Majority of the Lambs

The Recount of Monte Cristo

Curb Your Enthusiasm because your preferred candidate is never going to get elected

Any electoral films or TV series will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Americans are voting this week, and given that a lot of states are holding votes on specific issues, we thought your team name should propose something you think should be voted on.

Cybertrucks never have the right of way

Ordering a steak well done comes with a prison sentence

A declaration of war necessarily involves the two leaders of the country wrestling for it

A ban on using the word “moist”

Failure to give a courtesy wave after being let in to traffic results in a suspended license

Any proposed ballot measures you would like to see will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

It’s Halloween this week, and we’re going to be dealing with costumes.

But we’re also going to introduce you to the Japanese custom of “mundane Halloween”, for people who want to dress up, but don’t want to go all out in dressing as a zombie or vampire or any of the standard Halloween tropes.

Instead, they dress as very ordinary things.

Any mundane Halloween costumes will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Halloween is coming, and it’s time to start thinking about scary costumes.

Specifically, we want you to think about costumes that would be scary to specific groups of people.

Being 5’10’’ – Guys on tinder

Student loans – Scary to millennials

The electoral college – Kamala Harris

An out of order printer – Boomers

Someone ignoring you – Influencers

Any scary halloween costumes will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.