We’ve all seen the cringeworthy Katy Perry story about her putting the ass in astronaut.

With your team name this week, we want you to claim expertise or status on similarly dubious grounds.

I’ve seen ER, so I can totally perform a tracheotomy.

I’m a frequent flier, so I should be landing the plane.

Playing backyard cricket qualifies me for the Ashes.

Duolingo made me fluent in Japanese.

Any dubious claims of expertise will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Stereotypes can be harmful.

But this week you’re going to be basing your team names on them.

We want you to make up a stereotype. Dara O’Briain is full of ideas on this.

Malaysians are extremely clean

Peruvians are good at chess

Latvians are afraid of cats

Iraqis are obsessed with skiing

Senegalese people have no sense of personal space

Now look, you can be hurtful with this, but it will be a lot more fun for everyone involved if you’re not. We’re looking for stereotypes that aren’t harmful and aren’t remotely based in truth.

Have an interesting week.

This week we want you to think of single people you know.

And for your team name, tell us what screams “I’m single”.

Being on a first name basis with the Uber Eats guy

Getting killed with rent because they assume two people are paying it

Never using brunch as a verb

Anything but curtains acting as curtains

Having a pile of clean clothes and dirty clothes on the floor and knowing which is which

My aunt after her third gin & tonic

Anything that is a clear marker of singlehood will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We recently found out that there’s a colour called Canberra Beige.

And that got us thinking there must be other colours named after places.

So for your team name this week, we want you to come up with a colour to describe a place.

White House Orange

Irish Green

Adelaide Grey

Eastern Suburbs Gold

Melbourne Latte

Western Sydney Red (Rooster)

North Dakota White

Any colours named for a place will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently we heard about this letter posted in the laundry room of a block of units.

Yes, they described the residents as “laundry income”.

So for your team name this week we want you to give someone in your life a new name.

Parents: The reason I’m on anti-depressants

Kids: Former womb tenants

My ex: The ghost of happiness past

Bartender: Unqualified therapist

Trivia host: Smug know it all who interrupts my dinner

Me: My worst enemy

Any new names for someone in your life will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have heard the story that the Trump administration has been so keen to eliminate DEI from government that it flagged a picture of the plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshim for deletion because it was called the Enola Gay.

So for your team name this week, we want to know something else they can get rid of just in case comes across as too woke.

The Department of TRANSportation has to go

No more Christmas, because Deck the Halls has “gay apparel” in the lyrics

The All Blacks have to change their name

Rain is banned because it leads to rainbows

Museums shouldn’t have exhibits about homo sapiens

Any proposed bans will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.