One of the teams in Indian Premier League cricket is the Mumbai Indians.

Which is a pretty straightforward & accurate team name.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with another hyper-accurate sports team name.

Sydney Snobs

Newtown Hipsters

Canberra Roundabouts

New York Filth

Woollahra Wankers

Aberdeen Alcoholics

Any super-accurate team names will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

After a week of unusual compliments, this week your team names will be unusual insults.

You look like the healthiest patient in a cancer ward

I’ve seen people have seizures with more grace than you dance

You have all the charisma of roast beef

An overboiled piece of celery is sharper than you

I don’t weat my seatbelt when driving here because there’s a higher chance I might die on the way

Make your team name any bizarre insult for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

After a week of polite catcalling, this week we’re dealing with compliments.

We want to know the strangest compliment you’ve ever gotten.

You’re the most jacked trivia host I’ve ever seen.

Those tonsils are perfectly symmetrical

For a girl, you’d make a good looking guy

I love the way you say “zero”

Any strange compliments will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re going to be catcalling.

But we’re going to be polite about it.

You look like you donate regularly to your local animal shelter.

I bet you never use racial slurs when playing video games against strangers.

Hey baby! You don’t owe anyone a smile. You just do you.

You look like you never forget to water your plants.

Look at him. I bet always files his tax return on time.

Any team names based on polite and not at all harassing catcalls will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Think of two animals.

Now combine them.

Now make that your team name.

Slothsquito

Rhinocerooster

Sharktopus

Elephino

Cat + Owl = Meowl

Any merged animals will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

The holiday season is wrapping up, and you may have had house guests staying with you.

For your team name, we want to know about the most audacious or entitled house guest you ever had.

Thanks for letting me stay. By the way, I don’t believe in wearing clothes at home.

My mother in law decided I was staying up too late.

I lost the key you gave me, so I changed the locks.

The air conditioner works better if you run it while you’re out and leave the windows open.

Any ridiculously entitled house guest behaviour will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

So by the time you’re at trivia, another Christmas will have passed.

We want to know how someone ruined it.

My niece gave my dog chocolate

A backyard cricket dispute resulted in stitches

My conspiracy theorist uncle decided to drop in unannounced

A power cut on Christmas eve meant the food for Christmas lunch was ruined

Any story about what ruined a perfectly good Christmas will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve either done it, you’re going to do it, or you’ve done it and haven’t realised how cringy it was.

For your team name this week, we want you to tell us the cringiest thing you’ve ever done to impress a crush.

Pretended I liked Twilight.

Attempted a skateboard trick and wound up with a concussion.

Learned to speak Chinese. She was Korean.

Got a friend to punch me hard enough to give me a bruise so I could say I won a fight.

Any cringeworthy things you’ve done will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.