Last week we wondered how the world would be different if all the women in the world disappeared for a year.

This week we’re flipping that around, and imagining how the world wold be different if all men disappeared for a year.

Millions of jars remain unopened.

The Taliban stops being a problem.

No more dad jokes.

Aggression drops. Passive aggression rises.

Spiders become the dominant species on the planet.

Any speculations about a world without men for a year will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’re going to engage in some speculation this week.

Imagine that all the women in the world have disappeared, but they will be back in one year.

How will the world be different?

Every hospital would shut down

Mansplainers would have no idea what to do with themselves

Incels would find something else to complain about

The price of pillows would drop dramatically

Honestly, a lot of guys wouldn’t even notice

Any speculations about a world without women for a year will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week your team names are going to be compliments.

But we don’t want you to be too nice, so we want them to be dubious compliments.

I love how you’ll just wear anything.

You look great for your age.

I won the most improved award four years in a row.

Someone told me I speak English so well. It’s my native language.

You look great. I barely recognise you.

Any compliments that aren’t as complimentary as they first seem will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have seen Cocaine Bear, or at least heard of it.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with another animal & drug combination.

Alcohol Dog

Caffeine Elephant

Speed Turtle

Marijuana Chimpanzee

LSD Cat

Viagra Dolphin

Ecstasy Bees

Any combination of animals & drugs that you’d like to see in a film will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Imagine you’ve gone back in time to the era of King Arthur, and you’re a knight.

There’s Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Galahad the Pure, Sir Hector the Bold, and you. We want to know your knight nickname.

Lady Jessica the Passive Aggressive

Sir Matthew the Gullible

Sir Thomas the Patronising

Lady Olivia the Stubborn

Sir Luke the Tactless

Lady Alyssa the Cheap Drunk

Any knight nicknames will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Having messed around with celebrity animal puns for several weeks, this week we’re moving on to beer.

For your team name this week, we want you to turn a celebrity into a beer.

Dave Grolsch

Denzel Frothington

Ale Pacino

Whoopi XXXX Goldberg

Osama Tin Laden

Heinekenny Rogers

Eddie Furphy

Brew Barrymore

Any celebrity beers will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

The Easter Bunny may have visited you last weekend.

And for your team name this week, we want you to come up with mascots for other holidays.

The Melbourne Cup Jackass

The Labour Day Llama

Jazzy the International Scrabble Day Ox

The Australia Day Bogan

The Mother’s Day Meerkat

Suggest a mascot for a holiday that doesn’t have one for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’re enjoying celebrity animal names enough to want to keep doing it.

So this week, it’s going to be fish.

Sharkira

Jake GILLenhaal

Tuna Turner

Marlin MonROE

Mackerelmore

Turn a celebrity into a fish and you’ll get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’ve been enjoying mixing celebrity names with animal names, and this week we’re going to keep the ball rolling.

For your team name this week, we want you to turn a celebrity name into a horse’s name.

Mareilyn Monroe

Hugh Hoofner

Henry Cavalry

Adam Saddler

Al Capony

Any horse names derived from celebrity names will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week we turned celebrity names into dog names.

We can’t ignore cats.

So this week, for your team name, we want you to turn a celebrity name into a cat name.

Catalie Portman

Mewcaulay Culkin

Uma Purrman

Margot Moggie

Nigella Clawson

Nicole Catman

Liza Meownelli

Neil Catrick Harris

Any cat oriented celebrities will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.