Christmas has arrived, and this week we want to know about Christmas gifts.
Specifically, we want to know about the worst Christmas gift you can think of.
Socks for someone with no feet
A gift basket with all of the good items removed
Give your enemy’s son a drum set
A ludicrously small plot of land in Scotland that you don’t actually own and can’t actually use to claim the title of Lord or Lady
Any awful Christmas gift will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Christmas is around the corner, and you’ve been hearing a lot of Christmas songs.
This week we’re going to be pulling them apart.
If your team name points out a Christmas song that doesn’t make sense, you’ll get a bonus point.
Last Christmas – You can’t give someone your heart. That’s not how hearts work.
All I Want for Christmas is you – Mariah Carey has suspiciously low standards.
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer we’re not going to bully anymore only because he is now useful to us.
Giving your true love two turtle doves is a blatant violation of animal quarantine laws.
Pointing out a mistake in a Christmas song will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Last week we asked a current events question about the rather unfortunate Instagram handle chosen by Volkswagen’s Italian division.
This week we want you to come up with another badly conceived internet handle.
Therapistfinder
Parisexpress
Australianmenswear
Nursestalking
Canadianscrapmetal
Any ill-advised internet handle will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
From no beer to anything with a rainbow being banned, there has been a lot of criticism of the World Cup.
But we think you can do more.
For your team name this week, we want you to find a way to make the World Cup worse.
Stage it in North Korea
All games are played underwater
No players over 8 years old
Each team gets one sniper that gets to hide somewhere in the stadium
Every time a player takes an obvious dive, their team gets a goal
There aren’t enough players. Literally every citizen of every country is crammed onto the pitch.
Find some way to make the World Cup worse for an easy bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
So Elon Musk took over Twitter… and it hasn’t gone well.
So for your team name this week, we want to know what you want Elon Musk to take over next?
The entire tobacco industry
ISIS
Scientology
The Klu Klux Klan
North Korea
Making your team name any organisation you would like Elon Musk to comprehensively ruin in short order will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Last week we wanted to know what you hated as a child but love now.
This week we’re switching it up.
We want to know something you loved as a child but hate now.
Bill Cosby
Staying up late
Public swimming pools
Musk sticks
Being around children
Harry Potter
Anything you hate now that you loved as a child but don’t anymore will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week we want you to think back to your childhood.
And make your team name something you hated as a child but love now.
Baths
Naps
Dark chocolate
Staying home
Spankings… hey, don’t judge
Anything you hated as a child that you love now will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
One of our hosts came across this unusual flavour of potato chips recently.
We think you can do better.
For your team name this week we want you to come up with a stranger idea for a flavour of potato chips.
Toothpaste & orange juice
Coffee
Hydroxychloroquine
Gin & Tonic
Any bizarre ideas for potato chip flavours will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Related to a recent team name theme, this week we want to know who would be the WORST person to represent our planet to visiting aliens.
Ellen Degeneres
Kevin Spacey
Any of the Kardashians
James Corden
Gwyneth Paltrow
Jake Paul (if you don’t know who he is, you are luckier than we are)
Amber Heard
Dr Phil
Any Social Media Influencer
Tell us who would make the worst impression on aliens for a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Halloween is coming up, and we’re going to be messing around with movie titles.
Specifically, we want you to take a non-scary movie, and make it scary.
The Dark Nightmare Rises
ITception
Back to Friday the 13th
World War Zootopia
The Night of the Living Dumbo
Beauty and the Babadook
Any non scary movies that you can make scary will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.