This week we’re going to be messing around with definitions.

Specifically, and for no particular reason, we want you to redefine winning to suit you.

I wrote down the wrong answer, but I was thinking of the right answer, so I get credit

If they ignored the other guy’s votes, I would have won

That parked car hit me, so I should get my license

Any self-serving ways to redefine victory will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.