Last week we heard about the worst customers you ever saw.

This week, you can get a bonus point if your team name is the worst employer you ever had.

There are 24 hours in a day, and I’m only asking for 20 of them

I threw some key documents in the rubbish so I need to you go down to the landfill and find them

We’re paying you with exposure

Any horrible boss stories will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

For your team name this week, we want you think about a time you were shopping or working in customer service… and recall the worst customer you’ve ever seen.

I bought this bag of ice yesterday and it melted. I demand my money back!

How dare you not accept my homemade “Free iPad” coupon?

Sir, you can’t eat that BBQ chicken on the floor of this supermarket.

What do you mean I have to bring an item back if I want to return it?

Any horrible customer stories will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’re getting into marketing this week.

Actually, we’re going to fail at marketing.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with a product nobody would buy.

Jars that literally nobody can open

A beanbag chair filled with broken glass

Reggiebook – The social network you can only use if your name is Reggie

A restaurant that only serves over-boiled potatoes

Underwear that is always a little bit moist

Any unmarketable products will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

It’s Halloween, which means it’s time to think of ill advised sexy costumes.

For your team name, we want you to come up with a sexy costume based on one of your recent Google searches.

Sexy COVID vaccine

Sexy power outage

Sexy ICAC

Sexy Melbourne Cup protest

Any sexy version of a recent Google search will get you a bonus point

Have an interesting week.

You may have seen posts on social media with insultingly easy questions & the ludicrous claim that only a small minority of people can answer them.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with another ridiculously easy question.

Pairs is an anagram of what French city?

Hardly anyone can name the sport Serena Williams plays.

What are the two main ingredients of a gin & tonic?

Only one person in 10 knows where the Statue of Liberty is.

Any insanely easy question you can claim is difficult will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

For your team name this week, we want to know about common things.

Specifically, things that are more common than most people think.

Below average drivers

HPV

Four leaf clovers

Peeing in the shower

Anything that is more common than people will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We were recently reminded of this sketch.

And that has inspired this week’s team name theme.

We want you to tell us a time when you or someone else realised they were actually the villain.

Maybe building a huge empire selling meth was a bad idea

Ok, creating an amusment park with genetically engineered dinosaurs was always going to end badly

Hang on, I spent all night stealing from everyone in Whoville, and now I’m about to dump all of their worldly possessions off a mountain

Any “are we the baddies” moment will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re dealing with conspiracy theories.

But not the traditional fake moon landing or 5G in COVID vaccines or JFK assassination conspiracy theories.

No, we want really minor conspiracy theories.

The Masked Singer was created by furries who are trying to normalise being a furry.

The medical establishment is promoting anti-vax sentiments to ensure people still get sick.

Frozen was released so that searches for “Disney Frozen” would be about the movie and not Walt Disney.

Have you ever seen Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe together? I didn’t think so.

The moon landings were faked… in a sound stage… on the moon.

Any low stakes conspiracies will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.