This week we are going to have some fun with fantasy casting.
But we want you to make some bad decisions. Specifically, we want you to recast a TV or film role in a way that will anger people.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring Lindsay Lohan
Seth Rogen in Magic Mike
Gilbert Gottfried as Darth Vader
Kim Kardashian as Princess Leia
The entire cast of Crazy Rich Asians is now white
Any controversial casting decisions will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week there will be a lot of mockery in your team names.
But it’s ok, because you will be mocking yourselves.
For a bonus point, make your team name a pick up line that makes fun of yourself.
My place or yours? Just kidding, it has to be yours. My parents are home.
I bet I can disappoint you twice in as many minutes.
Are you colour blind? Because you’re ignoring all my red flags.
Any self-deprecating pick up line will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week we want to hear some compliments.
But not just any compliment. We want you to come up with a passive aggressive compliment.
I admire your confidence, dressing like that.
I don’t care what anyone says, you look great for your age.
You don’t act like other girls.
It can be something you have said, or something that has been said to you. Either way, if your team name is a passive aggressive compliment, you will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Think of some company slogans.
Now dial them back to the bare minimum, and make that your team name.
VB – It’ll get you drunk.
Bing – We’re surprised you’re using us.
Nike – Let’s be honest, we both know you’re not actually going to do it.
McDonald’s – This is technically food.
Any bare minimum slogans will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Words matter. This week your team name is going to prove that.
For a bonus point, we want you to get one word wrong in an expression.
Welcome to pair of dice
Filet minion
It’s a doggy dog world
Sorry for the incontinence
Send newts
Any expressions with one word wrong will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Think of your favourite film.
Now make one word in it the exact opposite.
That’s your team name for this week.
There’s Nothing About Mary
Abandoning Nemo
Pulp Fact
Star Peace
My Big Fat Greek Divorce
White Panther
Any film changed by one word will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
As suggested by one of our online players, we are continuing the celebrity trend in team name themes.
This week it’s celebrities and body parts.
Bruce Knee
Britney Ears
Toe Pesci
Head Flanders
Russell Hand
Tooth Bader Ginsburg
Any combination of a celebrity & a body part will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
We’ve been having a lot of fun with celebrity themed team names. And we’ve decided to keep it going for another week.
This week, we want your team name to combine a celebrity & a household object.
Simon Towel
Teapot Morrison
Chair Grylls
Sofa Ellis Bextor
Plate Middleton
Stove McQueen
Turning a celebrity into something in your home will get you a bonus point.
Continuing our recent celebrity themes… this week we are combining celebrities and geography.
Pakistan Lee
Milan Kunis
Prince Philippines
Argentina Fey
Hobart Simpson
Any combination of a celebrity with a place will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
With last week’s team name theme we had fun with celebrities & animals.
This week, it’s celebrities & food or drink.
Mozzarella Fitzgerald
Robert Brownie Jr.
Melon Degeneres
Justin Biebeer
Nutmeg Ryan
Spamuel L. Jackson
Demi Lovatoast
Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
Any team name that combines food or drink with a celebrity will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.