Maybe you saw the Presidential debate. But even if you didn’t you probably heard the accusation that immigrants are eating cats and dogs.

For your team name this week, we want you to imagine you are in a political campaign, and come up with a more unhinged accusation. It doesn’t have to be real. In fact, it will be better if it’s definitely not real.

My opponent is actully a zombie

Dolphins have figured out mind control and if we don’t stop them they will start WW III

Cavemen are voting

Unicorns exist and are being used by the military

Any crazy accusation gets a bonus point.  No truth allowed.

Have an interesting week.

Last week we asked about things many people find attractive that you don’t.

This week your team name is going to be something most people don’t find attractive that you do.

A man who looks like he’d make a good shopping mall Santa

Slightly crooked teeth

Deep voiced women

Bigger than average noses

When they absentmindedly hum to themselves

Any unusual thing you find attractive gets a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with something many people think is attractive but you think isn’t.

Ridiculously long eyelashes

Being really jacked

Duckface in every photo

Beards

Anything you don’t find attractive that most people do will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Ok. This week it’s relationships.

For your team name, we want to know what’s the pettiest reason you’ve ever rejected somebody.

I swiped left because he had boxes in the background of his Tinder pic

She looked at her phone while I was showing her The Godfather

His middle name was one letter off from my dad’s name

She didn’t like the taste of the beer I brewed

I hate the colour grey and he wore grey socks once

One of her nostrils was bigger than the other

He dropped something and said “whoops”

Any petty reasons to reject someone will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently we we’re writing questions and came across the name of Welsh rugby player Alun Wyn Jones, and thought that was abut the most aggressively Welsh name it’s possible to have.

So that’s going to be our team name theme this week.

We want you to pick a group, and make your team name the most stereotypical name for that group.

Shazza Vegemite

Georgios Papadopoulous

Sean O’Guinness

Jacques LeMoustache

Ivan Vodkarov

Becky PumpkinSpice

Any stereotypical names will get you a bonus point..

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re putting you in the movies.

But not in a major role.

For your team name this week, we want you to tell us what role you would play if you were a minor background character in a film.

Depressed guy in corner

Guy who gets killed to show the situation is serious

Joyless neighbour who calls the police on underage teens

Pedestrian jumping out of the way of speeding car

Girl being catcalled by main villain

Any minor character you would be ideally placed to play will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

They keep adding new sports to the Olympics.

For your team name this week, we want you to think of a new activity that would make an amusing Olympic event.

Freestyle flatpack furniture assembly

Speed pillowcase changing

Getting a cat to take their medication

Catching a dropped phone

Any everyday activities turned into Olympic events will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

The Olympics are on.

So for your team names this week, we want you to make an Olympic event more dangerous.

Relay races with chainsaws as batons

Waterpolo players must wear weight vests

Football is played with an explosive ball

Your javelin throw doesn’t count unless you can also catch it

Replace water stations in the marathon with gin stations

Any wildly ill-advised Olympic events will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Following on from last week’s insults, this week it’s all about compliments.

With your team name, you are going to compliment someone in seven words or less.

I bet puppies share pictures of you

Your hair belongs in a shampoo commercial

You’re cooler than a secret handshake

I hardly ever want to punch you

You’re almost as good as cake

Sure it may not be as fun as insults, but let’s be nice for once. Any brief compliments will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.