Recently we heard about this letter posted in the laundry room of a block of units.

Yes, they described the residents as “laundry income”.

So for your team name this week we want you to give someone in your life a new name.

Parents: The reason I’m on anti-depressants

Kids: Former womb tenants

My ex: The ghost of happiness past

Bartender: Unqualified therapist

Trivia host: Smug know it all who interrupts my dinner

Me: My worst enemy

Any new names for someone in your life will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have heard the story that the Trump administration has been so keen to eliminate DEI from government that it flagged a picture of the plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshim for deletion because it was called the Enola Gay.

So for your team name this week, we want to know something else they can get rid of just in case comes across as too woke.

The Department of TRANSportation has to go

No more Christmas, because Deck the Halls has “gay apparel” in the lyrics

The All Blacks have to change their name

Rain is banned because it leads to rainbows

Museums shouldn’t have exhibits about homo sapiens

Any proposed bans will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re dealing with addictions.

Specifically, we want to know about your strangest addictions.

Shopping for houses I will never be able to afford

The smell of fresh laundry

Setting the volume on the TV at a square number

Collecting coasters from every pub I go to

Pimple popping videos on YouTube

Any strange addictions will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

The concept of the deepfake has recently emerged.

That’s fake videos that look real.

For your team name this week, we want you to propose a deepfake that is so unlikely, nobody would believe it.

Kim Jong-un: I’ve got a really dumb haircut

Taylor Swift: Cats are overrated

Elon: I’m really not as smart as people think

Jennifer Aniston: I really regret accepting that role on Friends

Kanye: I’ve converted to Judaism

Come up with a deepfake so implausible that nobody would believe it for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re going to give you a minor superpower.

You get to make one person allergic to one thing.

For a bonus point, use your team name to tell us who you’re going to choose, and what you’re making them allergic to.

Make Elon Musk allergic to Earth so he leaves the planet permanently

Make Trump allergic to his daughter so he’s stuck with the other kids he doesn’t like

The Hawk Tuah girl is now allergic to Wi-fi

Bill Cosby is allergic to sunlight

Drake and microphones

Any very specific allergies will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve probably heard that Facebook is getting rid of fact checkers.

Well, now that nothing is going to be checked, we want you to use your team name to come up with some news about Mark Zuckerberg.

Zuckerberg: I killed Epstein and I’m currently killing Diddy

Mark Zuckerberg admits he’s always been an alien wearing a human suit

Toilet paper is overrated. In the Zuckerberg house we use our hands

Zuckerberg has explosive diarrhoea at Engadine Maccas

Hitler was really on to something says Zuckerberg

Any stories about Mark Zuckerberg that need not be remotely true will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week’s team name theme was inspired by an answer in a recent “wrong answers only” bonus round.

Instead of saying The Incredible Hulk, one team came up with “The Introspective Hulk”.

For this week, we want you to take a film or TV title and change one word to another word beginning with the same letter.

Psychiatrists of the Caribbean

The Abusive Spider-Man

Iron Mum

The Woke Witch of the West

The Grand Brisbane Hotel

Any slightly changed film or TV titles will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.