2026 has started, and it’s prediction time.
For your team name, we want you to tell us what is on your 2026 bingo card.
America finds a new country to blame
Housing gets more expensive
To save time, Ozempic is put straight into the water supply
AI director accused of sexual harassment by AI actress
Any predictions for 2026 will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
It’s the silliest week of the year. The gap between Christmas and going back to work when time has no meaning.
We really need to have more names for the individual days in this gap.
So for your team names this week, we want you to suggest another name for one of the days between Christmas & New Year.
Only coconut chocolate left day
Four calling birds day
Ate too much cheese day
Day after ate too much cheese day
End credits week
Any suggestions to for new holidays will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Its Christmas this week, and that means Santa is going to be travelling around the world giving out gifts.
But surely a sled pulled by reindeer isn’t the best way to do that.
So for your team names this week, we want you to suggest another way for Santa to get his work done.
Wormholes straight from the north pole to the tree.
Set up Santa franchises on every block
A broom like in Harry Potter
Outsource it all to individual drones
Keep the sled, but have it pulled by polar bears. Nobody will mess with polar bears.
Any suggestions to Santa travelling by sled will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Everyone has heard about Trump winning the totally legitimate FIFA Peace Prize.
Well this week for your team name we want you to come up with another award of similar legitimacy.
A sticker for a toddler who didn’t sh!t his pants
The FIFA Prize for Literature
Trump is awarded the Tesla Handsomest President Medal
Nobody has ever been awarded the Noble Piece Prize
The Ronald McDonald Award for Being the Smartest Boy
Any awards of dubious legitimacy will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Recently we came across the “How To Catch” series of children’s books.
This week we want you to come up with your own.
How to Catch a Moment of Silence When you Have Kids
How to Catch a Single Well Adjusted Guy in his 30s
How to Catch an Uber When it’s Raining
How to Catch a Therapist Who is Taking New Patients
How to Catch the Eye of the Bartender During Happy Hour
Any suggestions for a How to Catch book will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Apparently Elon Musk has been rigging his Grok AI to praise him.
So for your team name this week, we want you to imagine other ways that Grok might talk up Elon Musk.
Mike Tyson was good at boxing, but Elon is undefeated in heavyweight title fights
As Ancient Roman leaders go, Julius Caesar was pretty effective, but have you seen Elon in a toga?
Elon Musk is a much better serial killer than Jeffrey Dahmer
Stephen Hawking actually learned everything he knew from Elon
Elon is my favourite member of the Spice Girls
You can praise him for things he doesn’t even do. In fact, that’s an ideal approach.
Any over the top AI praise for Elon will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Last week we asked a current events question about United Airlines who is claiming that a window seat doesn’t require a window.
That got us thinking that there are plenty of other similar claims that can be made.
So for your team name this week, we want you to come up with something else that doesn’t require what it sounds like it requires.
An exit row doesn’t require an exit
Ordering fish & chips doesn’t mean you get fish… or chips
A steering wheel doesn’t need to be able to steer
Boneless chicken wings contain bones
A cheeseburger is made of cheese, the burger part is extra
Any justifications for shortchanging people will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Anyone can get a trivia question wrong.
But recently one of our teams got a question REALLY wrong. Instead of the correct answer of the quirky Zooey Deschanel sitcom New Girl… they said Game of Thrones. Which is about as far from the plotline and aesthetic of New Girl as you can possibly get.
So for your team names this week, we want you to get a question as wrong as possible.
Bali is part of Australia
Sweet Home Alaska
Greenland is covered in rainforests
Cocoa comes from coconuts
Any spectacularly wrong trivia answers will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
You may have heard the story that a bunch of students in Queensland went into a history exam having studied Augustus Caesar, only to find out that the exam was on Julius Caesar.
This week, we want your team name to mix up two other people.
Kim Jong Kardashian
You know the Australian bushranger, R Kelly?
Hilary Swank ran for President in 2016
Mission Impossible starring Tom Hanks
Avril Lavigne is the singer for Maroon Five
Emma Stone was great in the Harry Potter films
Any two people that you can mix up will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week’s team name themes are continuing the theme of bad advice.
This week it’s bad parenting advice.
These are my lifestyle accessories… I mean children
A four year old is mature enough to decide they want a tattoo
Children should never hear the word no
Go along with them to job interviews
Send them to do the shopping when you’re too hungover
Any bad parenting advice will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.