A lot of old movies couldn’t be made now.
And this week you are going to be updating old movies to make them woke.
After being captured by Jabba the Hutt, Leia is dressed in a normal prison uniform
12 Rational Jurors who are racially and gender diverse
The original Mrs Von Trapp had access to birth control and didn’t have seven children
Mark Poppins
Any old movies made woke will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
You’ve either done it, you’re going to do it, or you’ve done it and haven’t realised how cringy it was.
For your team name this week, we want you to tell us the cringiest thing you’ve ever done to impress a crush.
Pretended I liked Twilight.
Attempted a skateboard trick and wound up with a concussion.
Learned to speak Chinese. She was Korean.
Got a friend to punch me hard enough to give me a bruise so I could say I won a fight.
Any cringeworthy things you’ve done will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
There are a lot of tourists around these days, and this week your team name is going to give them some advice.
But not good advice. It’s a lot more fun to give terrible tourist advice.
So use your team name to suggest the worst places to go.
Thai prison are good for long term accommodation
Bringing a case of whiskey to Mecca will make you really popular
Haggling with that Mumbai street vendor over 20 cents is a good use of your time.
That Rio taxi driver is definitely reliable
They won’t mind if you take a little piece of the Mona Lisa
Any terrible travel advice will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
We noticed recently that NCIS is expanding to Sydney.
How they propose to have American military police solving crimes in Australia we haven’t figured out yet.
For your team name this week, we want you to suggest case in your local area for them to solve.
Avocados scanned as apples.
Manhunt after someone got away with to paying for five minutes parking.
A tenant is suspected of killing their landlord, but it could be one of the five other people crammed into the unit.
Three people are pursued for jaywalking at 3am with no traffic around.
A Newtown hipster crosses the Harbour Bridge and is reported missing.
What really happened at Engadine Maccas?
Any petty local crimes for NCIS to investigate will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week we’re getting stupid.
For your team name, we want to know the dumbest argument you’ve ever had.
Whether an apple could beat an orange in a fight.
If you listen to an audiobook, can you say you read the book?
Can a dog ride a horse?
If a wolf kills a deer, is it murder?
Any ridiculous arguments will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Have you ever forgotten the word for something and had to come up with something else to call it?
This week, we want you to make that your team name.
Call a hospital car
Pass me the food tweezers
Pick up a bread sword
That’s a really big milk moose
I could really go for a Jewish doughnut
I need a pregnancy detector
I’ll have a drunk white woman brunch cocktail
Any term to replace a word you forgot will get a bonus point
Have an interesting week.
It’s Halloween, so it’s time to think about scary movies.
Specifically, we want you to think about how characters in horror films could have made better decisions.
Maybe don’t pick up that creepy hitchhiker
Do a residential inspection before moving into a haunted house
Don’t split up to explore that cave
Bullets are cheap, so keep shooting the serial killer
Any advice on how to survive a horror film will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
We saw this meme about lying celebrities going around.
And we want you to keep it going with your team names.
Tiger Woods isn’t even a tiger
Britney Spears isn’t even a spear
Snoop Dogg is neither a snoop nor a dog
Lionel Messi isn’t even messy
Taylor Swift isn’t even swift
The Rock isn’t even a rock
Not one member of Black Sabbath is black
Marvin Gaye isn’t even gay
Expose a celebrity as a liar for a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Recently we saw this product.
And it got us thinking about cursed foods.
If your team name is a food that shouldn’t exist you’ll get a bonus point.
Tuna Crepes
Vegemite & Peanut Butter
Mustard Ice Cream
Salsa on Oreos
Making ramen with orange juice instead of water
Any cursed foods will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Hell is a pretty heavy subject.
So lets keep things light.
The devil has opened a lighter version of hell, and it’s called heck.
What’s it like?
The audio & video in every film is slightly out of sync.
You’ve always got one foot asleep.
Your socks are always slightly damp.
Every YouTube video pauses every 15 seconds for buffering.
There’s never a cool side to your pillow.
Anything that’s annoying but not bad enough for hell will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.