A number of schools have come into criticism for muck up day pranks that veered into inappropriate territory.

Yes, it seems that public urination, assaulting strangers, and spitting on homeless people is over the line.

So for the benefit of school students, we want you to suggest your own muck up day pranks.

Cover the head teacher’s car in concrete.

Send compulsory acquisition letters to neighbouring homes.

Arson.

They can be clever, they can be ill advised, but any prank suggestions will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We got a complaint at one of our live shows a couple of weeks ago that it wasn’t fair that we played a song from the 70s, because “I wasn’t even born then.”

So that got us thinking. What else isn’t fair?

If your team name is a complaint about how our trivia isn’t fair to you, you will get a bonus point.

You never ask about sport! Also, baseball isn’t a sport… and soccer isn’t a sport… and that kind of rugby is the wrong kind of rugby.

It’s not fair to ask all these American questions… like that one about The Simpsons.

Why don’t you ask about my 2004 Holden Commodore? That’s something I know about.

By the way, we didn’t make up any of the above examples. These are all complaints we’ve actually received.

The sillier the better.

Have an interesting week.

This week we want advice.

But not good advice. This week we are looking for bad advice.

That pyramid scheme is a great idea.

You should keep chasing that girl. Ignoring you means she’s into you.

Buy a boat.

Shoot for the stars. Even though they’re really far away & it’s really hard to survive in space.

That cop will definitely let you hold his gun.

Any bad advice will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Ok, here’s the deal.

You can say up to five words to yourself from up to three years ago.

What do you say?

That job is a scam.

Don’t eat that thing.

You can’t make that jump.

Live better or become this.

Anything you would say to your past self will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Sometimes we have to explain things when people get questions wrong.

This week, for your team name, we want you to think back through your life and tell us the dumbest thing you ever had to explain to someone.

The sun doesn’t actually disappear at night.

Your rooster isn’t going to lay any eggs.

I’m allergic to peanuts… yes, even if they’re organic.

Muslim isn’t a language.

No, you can’t drive to New Zealand.

Just because Japan is red on your map, doesn’t mean it’s actually red in real life.

Anything you can’t believe you had to explain will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Sport is coming back. And we want you to rename some of your favourite sports teams.

Take a sports team, and change their nickname to a rhyme.

North Queensland Playboys

Sydney Pawns

Boston Chicken Pox

New York Hankys

St George Illawarra Station Wagons

Change a team name to a rhyme for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve likely seen the footage of “Bunnings Karen” complaining that her human rights were being trampled by their mask policy.

This week we want your team name to be a human right you would like to lay claim to.

Article 31 of the International Charter of the Rights of Selfish Twats ensures that I have the right to drink all the beer in your house.

I can’t believe that crooked mechanic charged me for parts AND labour!

No shirt, no shoes, no service is offensive to my rights as a nudist.

The more petty, dubious, and self serving the better.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve probably come across the term “Karen”.

If you haven’t a Karen is a woman who is overly entitled and demanding (and who will often want to “speak to the manager.”)

This week, we want you to change famous quote to include the word Karen.

Frankly Karen, I don’t give a damn.

I am the Karen who knocks.

Now is the Karen of our discontent.

You’re gonna need a bigger Karen.

Nobody puts Karen in a corner.

Film quotes, TV quotes, literary quotes, historical quotes, any quote that is changed to incorporate Karen will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.