Last week we heard someone make an unusual letter comparison.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with a similarly unlikely way to describe a letter.

P as in Pneumonia.

K as in Knight.

Q as in Quran.

O as in Overwhelming sense of dread that my life is slowly slipping away and I’ll never achieve the things I always wanted to or find a sense of purpose among the deafening background noise of distractions that plague modern society.

Any unlikely way to describe a letter will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we want you to tell us what you do for a living.

But we want you to make it sound sinister.

I start fights in bars… Trivia host

I import my product from South America and turn it into a popular drug… Barista

I handle breasts all day… KFC employee

I spend all day with black tar… I pave streets

I shoot people… Photographer

I break into your house with an axe and drag you out before you are driven away unconscious in a van… Firefighter

I provide drugs to children… Pediatric nurse

I’m a lawyer

If your team name is your job described in the shadiest way possible, you’ll get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

A lot of people have a bucket list. That is, a list of things they want to do before they kick the bucket.

We don’t want to know what’s on your bucket list. We want to know what is on your anti-bucket list.

If your team name this week is something you DON’T want to do before you die, you will get a bonus point.

Running a marathon – It’s unnatural and boring

Skydiving might bring your bucket moment a LOT closer

Going to the Melbourne Cup only guarantees a day of discomfort spent with obnoxious drunks

Make sure you tell us WHY it’s on your anti-bucket list too.

Anything you think is an overrated experience that is not worth doing before you die will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This meme has been doing the rounds over the past couple of week.

And we’re making it the theme for your team names this week.

If your team name challenges people to change your mind on something, you’ll get a bonus point.

Fairy bread is better than lamingtons

Nickleback is actually pretty good

Sports are a boring waste of time

Dual citizens should be allowed to sit in Parliament

Alcohol is disgusting

The Star Wars prequels were better than the original trilogy

Peeing in the shower is totally fine

Ross & Rachel were NOT on a break

Pineapple belongs on pizza

Any team name that challenges people to change your mind will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently someone was hawking organic water.

We hope the marketing geniuses who came up with that come to trivia this week, because we are giving out a bonus point if your team name is a ridiculous marketing claim.

Gluten free petrol

GMO free water

Free range wheat

Pretty much anything that mentions crystals or toxins or chakras

Any marketing claim that approaches this level of silliness will get a bonus point.

And just to make sure our trivia doesn’t leave anyone out, this week’s quizzes will be gluten free!

Have an interesting week.

You’ve probably seen plenty of warning signs.

Some of them might make you wonder if displaying them might actually be interfering with evolution.

This week we want your team name to be a warning you can’t believe we need.

Peanut butter may contain peanuts

Caution: Fire is hot

Superman costume does not enable wearer to fly

Battery acid is not meant to be consumed orally

Any warning that really shouldn’t be necessary will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Here’s a question for you.

How do you pronounce the word “sauna”?

If you say it “saw-nah” YOU ARE WRONG.

We’re sure you have similarly petty issues that you can’t let go of, and this week, we want you to make that your team name.

If your team name is some minor error or trifling infraction that you can’t let slide, you will get a bonus point.

It’s not an ATM Machine. If it was, it would be an Automated Teller Machine Machine.

Saying you “could care less” makes no sense. All that means is that you care at least a little bit.

If you’re nauseous, that means you cause nausea in others.

Britney Spears’ biggest hit was Baby One More Time. It was NOT Hit Me Baby One More Time!

Chai tea and naan bread is just tea tea and bread bread.

If you say something is at 7am, you don’t have to add “in the morning”. That’s what AM means.

Something can be heart rending or gut wrenching, but it can’t be heart wrenching.

The 8^th letter of the alphabet is pronounced “aitch” not “haitch”.

Anything like the above examples will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently Obvious Plant published a book of small ways to feel happy.

This week, for your team name, we want you to come up with your own small and preferably petty or dubious ways to feel happy.

Waste a telemarketers time by pretending you can’t hear them.

Spending time outdoors has been proven to increase happiness, so sell your bed and sleep on the beach.

Get more sleep. Preferably 23 hours every day.

Open your window and sing very loudly at 3am. Let the whole neighbourhood enjoy the gift of music.

Any dodgy or petty advice on how to be happy will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently someone posted on YouTube a video detailing 10 dubious reasons not to visit Australia.

Some Australians have reacted.

This week, for your team name, we want you to come up with an actual reason people shouldn’t visit Australia.

The cost of living is insane

Magpies

Lockout laws

Skin cancer

Ridiculously slow internet

Casual racism

Not so casual racism

Hipsters

Half of the country is on fire

Anything that is a plausible reason not to visit Australia will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.