So it looks like Australians aren’t getting a day off for the Matilda’s performance in the FIFA World Cup.

So with your team name we want you to propose another reason for a day off.

The day after trivia should be a holiday so we can come down

Sickie day. All the fun of a sick day without having to fake anything

Peter Pannukah – A day to act like a child

A day of mourning if we lose

Any proposals for a day off will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’re dealing with advice this week.

Bad advice.

Specifically, bad survival advice.

You need electrolytes, and there are plenty in sea water

Anything is edible if you’re hungry enough

Cutting a hole in your chest will let oxygen get directly into your lungs

Drink urine even though you’re body is trying to get rid of it

All mushrooms are fine

Any terrible survival tips will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re going to be messing around with definitions.

Specifically, and for no particular reason, we want you to redefine winning to suit you.

I wrote down the wrong answer, but I was thinking of the right answer, so I get credit

If they ignored the other guy’s votes, I would have won

That parked car hit me, so I should get my license

Any self-serving ways to redefine victory will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have seen Barbie.

You may have seen Oppenheimer.

You may have seen both, a phenomenon people are calling Barbenheimer.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with another double feature. Combine two films you’d like to see together.

Madagascarface

It’s a Wonderful Life of Pi

Love Actually, Die Hard

Troy Story

Ocean’s Expendables

Starsky & Hooch

The Breakfast Fight Club

The Big 300

Harold & Kumar go to the Chocolate Factory

Any double features you’d like to see will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Inflation is something we’ve all had to deal with, and a lot of us are looking for money saving solutions.

This week we want you to come up with some terrible money saving ideas.

I can do my own root canal

We don’t really need a front door that closes

If they give me a raise I’ll be in a higher tax bracket

You can save on petrol by mixing it with water

Save on after dinner mints by freezing toothpaste

Any bad money saving ideas will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Think about how you might enter someone’s contact details into your phone.

Now think about the worst thing you could save them as, and make that your team name.

Terrible breath

My twin has me listed as spare parts

Stalker with no sense of boundaries

“Future wife” after one date

Do not answer

Any awkward ways to save someone in your phone will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

There’s been a lot of talk about fairness this past week for some reason.

And this week we want you to join in that discussion.

Whether you want to change the rules of sport, or life, or trivia, or anything you choose, we want you to make things “fair”.

Or preferably, fair only to you.

The next FIFA World Cup should be played on a hill

No quiz questions on anything before 2000

The electoral college

Any rules to tilt things in your favour will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently we were given Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL as a special subject, where players were given ridiculously easy categories.

This week we want you to suggest your own insultingly easy trivia categories.

Countries that end with “stralia”

Famous Barack Obamas

Numbers between 5 & 7

Any ridiculously easy trivia categories will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week our bonus round mentioned a bucket list.

This week we’re turning that expression around.

For your team name, we want to know what’s on your anti-bucket list.

That is, something you really hope you never do.

Work retail

Go to prison

A threesome. Why disappoint two people at once?

Anything on your anti-bucket list will get you a point.

Have an interesting week.