Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Whether they actually knew how badly the Rabbitohs did over about 40 years, they won a jackpot for getting the number of wooden spoons right.

TEAM NAMES

You’ve gotten some weird compliments.

Your lips are nice, like Kylie Jenner before filler

You have surprisingly musical nostrils

Your cervix is the perfect size

Those are some wonderfully wide nostrils

You have cute ears

You have really cute kneecaps

I like your hair. It reminds me of Big Ben.

You have cute freckles on the surface of your face

You have the perfect length of teeth

You look like Owen Wilson

Are you Ben Elton?

Hey, you look like Nicolas Cage

My grandmother things you have great feet

TriviArt

Queensland Margarita

Thirsty Cup

Duplicitous Bagpipes

Kerfuffleish Osama Bin Laden

Scomo’s New Job

Silent Brew

INTERESTING MOMENTS

When we asked about the number of holes in men’s belts, one player had his belt off within 3 seconds. He was suspiciously quick at getting his gear off.

When we asked teams to name five Australian cities, we had to explain that we didn’t want you to name one city five times.

A ballet beginning with G? How About Grease? And SB? Maybe Soulja Boy.

The Mario Puzo novel set in New York with the initials TG? The Grinch. And surely A Tree Grows In Brooklyn is a less compelling title than All Them Girls Is Bangin’.

And Cuck is still leading our quarterly tournament with 3 wins in 3 weeks.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

I bet you’re good at trivia

Damn! You look like you communicate your feelings in a healthy way

I bet you only give genuine compliments

You look like you have a good relationship with your father

Damn! You can parallel park on the first try

You look like you change your sheets everyweek

Damn! I bet you’re even woke when you’re asleep

You look like you donate to OzHarvest

Check out the intelligence on her

You look like you know how to change a tire

I bet you give up your seat to pregnant ladies on the bus

You look like you return your shopping cart

Damn! You look like you can fold a fitted sheet

Hey baby, are you O negative? Because you’d be a universal donor and should donate blood as often as possible, but it’s your choice

Hey baby, you look like you have your work/life balance in check

You look like you have your life in order

Damn girl, you look like one of those girls who goes to the grocery store and then when you get home, put all the stuff in small tupperware containers with little labels on them.

TriviArt

Pink Pelican

Adventurous Banana

Crispy Paris

Pretty Escalator

Hairy Tree

2024 Goals

Pizza Crossbow

Crunchy Unicorn

Whoopee Cushion Statue

INTERESTING MOMENTS

In reading out the answers we read out the two most common computer passwords, and distinctly heard one player say “hey that’s my password!”

When we asked about how many days had passed since the $1 coin was introduced, we got guesses ranging from 32 to 1 billion. So possibly last month, and possibly 2.7 million years ago.

Now, we’re hosting trivia in a bar. Alcohol is present. Enthusiastic gesticulating happens. But if you knock over drinks on to your answer sheets… twice… you might want to calm down.

And our quarterly tournament is continuing, with three teams leading as repeat winners at the top of the table.

See you next week.