You’ve probably heard that Only Fans was banning explicit content.

(Then a few days later they decided to bring it back.)

A lot of people found that odd, as that’s most of their business. (And yes, we know it’s because payment processors are putting them up to it and there are a whole much of other issues at stake, but we’re not going to get into that. This is light entertainment.)

With that in mind, with your team name this week we want you announce something similarly absurd.

At KFC we know our customers don’t visit us for our chicken

I’m sure McDonald’s will be fine if they never sell another burger

Surely the army would work just fine without guns

Ridiculous conspiracy theories are unwelcome here at QAnon

Any comparisons to OnlyFans kicking out porn will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.