Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
TEAM NAMES
How did you argue that you won?
Add the number of beers consumed to the trivia score
We’ve been drinking all day so we should win
We would have won if we listened to the questions
Hillary won the popular vote
Everyone else is not me, therefore I win
Coming 7th is the real victory at trivia
Gambling -5 and intentionally getting it wrong
I passed my drivers test. The assessor was asleep
We would have won if we were younger
Music questions before 2000 don’t count
We should win the TriviArt because we’re the best at making Muppet porn
The dice would have fallen my way if it wasn’t for gravity
I would have won but I felt like losing
We are only technically wrong
The Ashes go to the team that has the most fun
We’re all winners because of friendship
I had the most hotdogs in me before I threw up
I put more answers so I should get more points
It’s not cheating, it’s winning
TriviArt
Crawling Pelican
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Quidditch
Sweaty Gall Bladder
Slippery Slide
Opera Bong
Delightful Locomotive
Alligator Trouble
Crunchy Drink
Impressionist Bucket
Happy Defenestration
Avian Underwear
INTERESTING MOMENTS
Half of the room loudly sang “I’ve been living next door to Alice”, not once, but twice when we asked for the next line.
We asked for baseball teams beginning with the letter R, and when one team realised we were looking for correct answers, they just wrote “correct” five times. Another team came up with the Rednecks and the Rambos.
Overheard at a quiz… “I know this song, I know this song!”
“What is it?”
“I don’t know.”
See you next week.