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This Week in iQ Trivia – 10 February 2023

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Three Brits got a question on British demographics. Big surprise.

Knowing about Californication paid off.

Was it a lucky guess on German cities? Maybe. But it still counts.

TEAM NAMES

There were a lot of clever sports team names.

Kansas City Taylor Swift Boyfriends

Tasmanian Siblings

Boston Irish Stereotypes

Northern Beaches NIMBYs

Cairns Skin Cancer Patients

Canberra Public Servants

PWC Tax Evaders

Glebe Greenies

Melbourne Hookturns

Melbourne Aussie Rulers

Parramatta Punch Ons

Canberra Penis Owls

Ulaan Baatar Cavalry

Vatican City Pedophile Hiders

Penrith Eshays

West Coke Eagles

St Kilda Wooden Spooners

LA Fakers

Canadian Nice Guys

Bryon Bay Influencers

Somalia Pirates

Male Matildas

TriviArt

Abstract Owl

Mashed Inn

Itchy Baby

Banjo Bees

Curly Spoon

Amphibious Slut

Fresh Travesty

Renaissance Pocahontas

Book Illusion

INTERESTING MOMENTS

When we asked whether people would rather have no thumbs, or only thumbs, one team based their decision on what option would make lifting a pint glass easier. They had their priorities straight.

What question did Elmo ask that went viral? “Where the bad bitches at?”

What ship did Jason take to search for the Golden Fleece? The Titanic.

A lot of teams were absolutely certain that Dawson’s Creek was set in North Carolina. Some were so certain they were almost smug about it. And then they came undone when they realised that we didn’t ask where Dawson’s Creek was filmed, but where it was set.

The Smith Family currently leads the quarterly tournament with 301 points off 4 wins.

Team Wins Score
The Smith Family 4 301
4 Go Crazy 4 287
Menace to Sobriety 4 277
Ted’s Team 3 230.5
Cuck 3 224.5
forrestj7 3 219
Tribe 3 214.5
The Good Dragons 3 214.333
Leader Hosen 3 194
Superstars of Yacht Rock 2 151
Team OG 2 148
Spongebob 2 146
Foxalottle 2 145.5
Summer Hill Seven 2 143
Taco Monsters 2 126
WHA 2 110

Have an interesting week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 4 February 2024

One of the teams in Indian Premier League cricket is the Mumbai Indians.

Which is a pretty straightforward & accurate team name.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with another hyper-accurate sports team name.

Sydney Snobs

Newtown Hipsters

Canberra Roundabouts

New York Filth

Woollahra Wankers

Aberdeen Alcoholics

Any super-accurate team names will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This Week in iQ Trivia – 3 February 2023

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

Weird insults are more fun than weird compliments.

If you were a spice you’d be flour

You look like you listen to Joe Rogan & Andrew Tate

I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral

You have a face like a half sucked mango

You make me look intelligent

You speak French like a Spanish cow

You’re baby’s so cute, he doesn’t look a thing like you

As interesting as a butter knife

Are you sure your nose goes with that face

You’re why the gene pool needs a lifeguard

You should use glue instead of chapstick

You’re the reason we know God has a sense of humour

You’ve got less brains than JFK

TriviArt

Hobbiton Gorilla

Hilarious Table

Morose Salad

Blacksmith Pepper Pixel

Statue

Stretchy Brazil

Bogus Geometry

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We asked about Australian Prime Ministers and got answers of Steve Irwin & The Stingray.

The number of days since Jimmy Carter was President was estimated within less than 100 out of nearly 16,000.

On the other hand, one team thought there were 205 goals kicked in the 2023 AFL Grand Final. That’s a LOT of goals.

Perhaps the most creative answer we’ve gotten in the categories bonus round for things in the sky beginning with the letter S… Snakes on a Plane.

And here’s where we stand in the quarterly tournament.

Team Wins Total
Ted’s Team 3 230.5
The Smith Family 3 225
Cuck 3 224
4 Go Crazy 3 213
Menace to Sobriety 3 210
Team OG 2 148
The Good Dragons 2 146
forrestj7 2 141
Tribe 2 140.5
Leader Hosen 2 137
WHA 2 110

See you next week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 28 January 2024

After a week of unusual compliments, this week your team names will be unusual insults.

You look like the healthiest patient in a cancer ward

I’ve seen people have seizures with more grace than you dance

You have all the charisma of roast beef

An overboiled piece of celery is sharper than you

I don’t weat my seatbelt when driving here because there’s a higher chance I might die on the way

Make your team name any bizarre insult for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This Week in iQ Trivia – 27 January 2023

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

Whether they actually knew how badly the Rabbitohs did over about 40 years, they won a jackpot for getting the number of wooden spoons right.

TEAM NAMES

You’ve gotten some weird compliments.

Your lips are nice, like Kylie Jenner before filler

You have surprisingly musical nostrils

Your cervix is the perfect size

Those are some wonderfully wide nostrils

You have cute ears

You have really cute kneecaps

I like your hair. It reminds me of Big Ben.

You have cute freckles on the surface of your face

You have the perfect length of teeth

You look like Owen Wilson

Are you Ben Elton?

Hey, you look like Nicolas Cage

My grandmother things you have great feet

TriviArt

Queensland Margarita

Thirsty Cup

Duplicitous Bagpipes

Kerfuffleish Osama Bin Laden

Scomo’s New Job

Silent Brew

INTERESTING MOMENTS

When we asked about the number of holes in men’s belts, one player had his belt off within 3 seconds. He was suspiciously quick at getting his gear off.

When we asked teams to name five Australian cities, we had to explain that we didn’t want you to name one city five times.

A ballet beginning with G? How About Grease? And SB? Maybe Soulja Boy.

The Mario Puzo novel set in New York with the initials TG? The Grinch. And surely A Tree Grows In Brooklyn is a less compelling title than All Them Girls Is Bangin’.

And Cuck is still leading our quarterly tournament with 3 wins in 3 weeks.

Team Wins Total
Cuck 3 224.5
Ted’s Team 2 152
The Smith Family 2 152
Team OG 2 148
Tribe 2 140.5
Leader Hosen 2 137
4 Go Crazy 2 135
Menace to Sobriety 2 134
WHA 2 110
TracyMorton 1 81
Thor’s Thundercats 1 78
Adam’s Team 1 77
China Shipping 1 77

See you next week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 21 January 2024

After a week of polite catcalling, this week we’re dealing with compliments.

We want to know the strangest compliment you’ve ever gotten.

You’re the most jacked trivia host I’ve ever seen.

Those tonsils are perfectly symmetrical

For a girl, you’d make a good looking guy

I love the way you say “zero”

Any strange compliments will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This Week in iQ Trivia – 20 January 2023

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

I bet you’re good at trivia

Damn! You look like you communicate your feelings in a healthy way

I bet you only give genuine compliments

You look like you have a good relationship with your father

Damn! You can parallel park on the first try

You look like you change your sheets everyweek

Damn! I bet you’re even woke when you’re asleep

You look like you donate to OzHarvest

Check out the intelligence on her

You look like you know how to change a tire

I bet you give up your seat to pregnant ladies on the bus

You look like you return your shopping cart

Damn! You look like you can fold a fitted sheet

Hey baby, are you O negative? Because you’d be a universal donor and should donate blood as often as possible, but it’s your choice

Hey baby, you look like you have your work/life balance in check

You look like you have your life in order

Damn girl, you look like one of those girls who goes to the grocery store and then when you get home, put all the stuff in small tupperware containers with little labels on them.

TriviArt

Pink Pelican

Adventurous Banana

Crispy Paris

Pretty Escalator

Hairy Tree

2024 Goals

Pizza Crossbow

Crunchy Unicorn

Whoopee Cushion Statue

INTERESTING MOMENTS

In reading out the answers we read out the two most common computer passwords, and distinctly heard one player say “hey that’s my password!”

When we asked about how many days had passed since the $1 coin was introduced, we got guesses ranging from 32 to 1 billion. So possibly last month, and possibly 2.7 million years ago.

Now, we’re hosting trivia in a bar. Alcohol is present. Enthusiastic gesticulating happens. But if you knock over drinks on to your answer sheets… twice… you might want to calm down.

And our quarterly tournament is continuing, with three teams leading as repeat winners at the top of the table.

Team Wins Total
Cuck 2 151
Team OG 2 148
WHA 2 110
Thor’s Thundercats 1 78
Adam’s Team 1 77
Canterbury Guys 1 77
The Smith Family 1 77
Ted’s Team 1 75
forrestj7 1 73
Mara’s Angels 1 72
Tournament Name 1 72
Whale Emoji 1 72

See you next week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 14 January 2024

This week we’re going to be catcalling.

But we’re going to be polite about it.

You look like you donate regularly to your local animal shelter.

I bet you never use racial slurs when playing video games against strangers.

Hey baby! You don’t owe anyone a smile. You just do you.

You look like you never forget to water your plants.

Look at him. I bet always files his tax return on time.

Any team names based on polite and not at all harassing catcalls will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This Week in iQ Trivia – 13 January 2023

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They picked the most American sounding nut they could to win a jackpot.

TEAM NAMES

Here’s your proposed new animal combinations.

Boa Constrictor Tortoise

Quokkadile

Frokkas

Cat Catfish

Giraffopotamus

Wallaquin

Porpoisaurus Rex

Zonkeys

Zebracoon

Ostatoo

Squizard

Platacats

Cockroach Anteater

Cockodiles

Lamblob Fish

Cockerocerous

Wolverpie

Grizzly Tits

Emunicorn

I tried to mix monkey and person and all I could come up with was AIDS

TriviArt

Pineapple Ghost

Crunchy Meatball

Porpoise Catapult

Jumping Boa Constrictor

Platypotamous Tennis

INTERESTING MOMENTS

One team editorialised a bit and said that Macquarie & Westpac were in the business of stealing other people’s money.

We asked about Jains, as in the religion, and had to explain that it’s not a religion for people named Jane.

And our quarterly tournament is off and running. Here’s where we stand after one week.

Team Wins Total
Cuck 1 78
The Smith Family 1 77
Horsefly 1 76
Ted’s Team 1 75
Whale Emoji 1 72
Luke’s Mates 1 70
Menace to Sobriety 1 69
We’re just here to have a good time 1 69
Leader Hosen 1 67
4 Go Crazy 1 67
Tara Causer 1 64
WHA 1 52

See you next week.