We came across the “I have a joke” meme recently.
And we enjoyed it enough that we decided to make it the theme for this week’s team names.
I have a joke about shoelaces but there are strings attached
I had a joke about unemployment but it didn’t work
I have a poison joke and it kills
I have a sodium joke but Na
I have a nepotism joke but I’ll only tell it to my kids
I have a minimalist joke…
Any “I have a joke” jokes will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
TEAM NAMES
What boomer views do you agree with?
Tik Tok is an online insane asylum
Influencer is not a real job
No avocados until you pay your mortgage
You shouldn’t look at your phone while walking
Avo toast is too expensive
Kids should be outside
Not everyone gets a ribbon
Interest rates are still very low
I shouldn’t need a subscription to my car’s features
Cyberbulling isn’t real
I hate Telstra
Bloody hoons
It’s ok to hit your kids if they’re being c*unts
I have too many passwords
Children should be seen and not heard
Soft serves are too expensive
I don’t like people on my lawns
Neighbours should be quiet after 10pm
Sometimes I actually need to speak to the manager
Don’t watch concerts through your phone screen
Video Ezy was better than Netflix
21st century music is sh!t
TriviArt
Mr Beast Fighting a Beast
Pompous Fish
Curly Accountant
Downstairs Kermit Goat (NSFW)
Burning Man
Birthday Potato
Tessellated Sauna
INTERESTING MOMENTS
We asked about Star Trek characters, and one team thought “a dark haired chick with cleavage” was George Takei. Oh my!
Sixty seconds is one… millisecond?
See you next week.
Name these things from a list of the most frequently mispronounced words in 2022 given the descriptions.
A British politician.
A Ukrainian leader.
A Serbian tennis player.
The head of the Irish Government.
The first new player to comment on the website with the correct answer wins a free drink at their next iQ Trivia show.
A 2021 study concluded that “all BLANK have an element of psychopathy as it would have been helpful for their ancestors in terms of inquiring food, territory, and mating opportunities”?
The first new player to comment on the website with the correct answer wins a free drink at their next iQ Trivia show.
This is a map of Americans trying to point out what country on a map?
The first new player to comment on the website with the correct answer wins a free drink at their next iQ Trivia show.
Baby Boomers have been getting a lot of flack lately.
But this week we want you to be on their side.
For your team name, tell us a boomer opinion you agree with.
Not every moment of your life needs to be on Instagram
Give me an old school book rather than an e-reader any day
I shouldn’t need to download an app to use a product
QR codes are a pain and I hate them
TikTok is murdering people’s attention spans
If you were born after 1965, tell us something you agree with your parents or grandparents about.
If you’re a boomer yourself, just tell us what you think.
Have an interesting week.
Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.
WINNERS
If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.
JACKPOT
Lucky guess or not, knowing about Qatari geography paid off for a one man team.
TEAM NAMES
What wouldn’t you spend money on even if you had $1 billion in the bank?
My parent’s respect
A personalised number plate
Health insurance
Bitcoin
PWC stocks
Love
Pre-cut fruit
A jar of olives
Petrol station sushi
Crocs
Toe shoes
A Tesla
Extended warranties
Only Fans
Cocaine & hookers
Goon bags
Bella Delphine’s bathwater
A Rolf Harris painting
Pauline Hanson’s knitwear range
A gym membership
MAGA Merchandise
TriviArt
Donald Trump at the Dentist
Bodacious Plate
Funky Comrade
Sexy Saloon
Fork Policy
Ballsy Balloon
Bumper Sticker
Beautiful Cake
INTERESTING MOMENTS
How do you spell Tchaikovsky? Chaicoughski? Well, that’s close enough.
Dutch cities with animals in the name? How about Hamsterdam?
The German word for bath is spelled the same as what Michael Jackson song? Thriller.
A teacher forgot to do their homework… and it cost them a prize.
See you next week.
Name the Disney characters from what a therapist might say to them.
It doesn’t matter how many books he gives you, it’s still abuse.
You danced with him for a couple of hours and now you think he’s the love of your life?
The guy constantly lied about his identity and you still plan to marry him?
You can’t consent when you’re unconscious.
The first new player to comment on the website with the correct answer wins a free drink at their next iQ Trivia show.
What organisation pointed out that the band Blink 182 broke the Geneva Convention with their album Enema of the State?
The first new player to comment on the website with the correct answer wins a free drink at their next iQ Trivia show.
Think of the ten highest earning athletes in the world in 2022.
What are are their five native languages?
The first new player to comment on the website with the correct answer wins a free drink at their next iQ Trivia show.