Here’s the situation. The world is ending.

A spaceship is set to take 1,000 of the best & brightest to a new planet to keep the human race going.

Who is going to be waiting at the door assuming they’re going despite the fact that they’re not on the list.

Novak Djokovic

Oprah

Kanye

James Corden

Remember, some names will likely come up more than once. You can’t all say Donald Trump.

But tell us who is overestimating their own importance and we will give you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Is the time of year that a lot of people make new year’s resolutions.

But we don’t want to hear about yours. We want you to speculate about other people’s new years resolutions.

Leonardo DiCaprio – Use my private jets to travel around lecturing people on why they should reduce their carbon footprint

Donald Trump – Devote an extra hour every day to complaining about how people are unfair to me

Practically every celebrity – Take a “brave” stand on things that everyone agrees on anyway

Any speculation on other people’s new years resolutions will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Names can be tricky.

Think about a celebrity.

Now get their name slightly wrong.

Matt Demon

Mick Bagger

Meghan Traitor

Harry Stools

Kanye Pest

Ellen Degenerate

Any slight mistake to a celebrity name will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

As suggested by one of our online players, we are continuing the celebrity trend in team name themes.

This week it’s celebrities and body parts.

Bruce Knee

Britney Ears

Toe Pesci

Head Flanders

Russell Hand

Tooth Bader Ginsburg

Any combination of a celebrity & a body part will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’ve been having a lot of fun with celebrity themed team names. And we’ve decided to keep it going for another week.

This week, we want your team name to combine a celebrity & a household object.

Simon Towel

Teapot Morrison

Chair Grylls

Sofa Ellis Bextor

Plate Middleton

Stove McQueen

Turning a celebrity into something in your home will get you a bonus point.

Continuing our recent celebrity themes… this week we are combining celebrities and geography.

Pakistan Lee

Milan Kunis

Prince Philippines

Argentina Fey

Hobart Simpson

Any combination of a celebrity with a place will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

With last week’s team name theme we had fun with celebrities & animals.

This week, it’s celebrities & food or drink.

Mozzarella Fitzgerald

Robert Brownie Jr.

Melon Degeneres

Justin Biebeer

Nutmeg Ryan

Spamuel L. Jackson

Demi Lovatoast

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

Any team name that combines food or drink with a celebrity will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re going to have fun with celebrities & animals with team names.

Specifically, we want your team name to combine a celebrity & an animal.

Rat Dillon

Scarlett Crowhansson

Brad Pitbull

Geese Witherspoon

Any combination of a celebrity & an animal will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week a Twitter user challenged the internet to “Name a bitch badder than Taylor Swift.”

And the internet responded.

This week we want you do do the same.

If your team name makes reference to a woman badder than Taylor Swift, you will get a bonus point.

It can be someone you know, it can be someone from history, it can be someone famous or someone obscure. But if your team name refers to someone badder than Tay Tay, you will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week a team at one of our shows argued that Australia’s Prime Minister in the early 70s was Goth Whitlam.

After searching for that and assuring Google that we didn’t mean Gough Whitlam, it came up with this photo.

So this week we want you to make minor changes to someone’s name that would make them a very different person.

Tony Rabbit

Hugh Jackwoman

Kim Kartrashian

Donald Stump

Any minor change to the spelling of someone’s name will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.