Here’s the situation. The world is ending.

A spaceship is set to take 1,000 of the best & brightest to a new planet to keep the human race going.

Who is going to be waiting at the door assuming they’re going despite the fact that they’re not on the list.

Novak Djokovic

Oprah

Kanye

James Corden

Remember, some names will likely come up more than once. You can’t all say Donald Trump.

But tell us who is overestimating their own importance and we will give you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Is the time of year that a lot of people make new year’s resolutions.

But we don’t want to hear about yours. We want you to speculate about other people’s new years resolutions.

Leonardo DiCaprio – Use my private jets to travel around lecturing people on why they should reduce their carbon footprint

Donald Trump – Devote an extra hour every day to complaining about how people are unfair to me

Practically every celebrity – Take a “brave” stand on things that everyone agrees on anyway

Any speculation on other people’s new years resolutions will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Names can be tricky.

Think about a celebrity.

Now get their name slightly wrong.

Matt Demon

Mick Bagger

Meghan Traitor

Harry Stools

Kanye Pest

Ellen Degenerate

Any slight mistake to a celebrity name will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.