This week your team names are going to be compliments.

But we don’t want you to be too nice, so we want them to be dubious compliments.

I love how you’ll just wear anything.

You look great for your age.

I won the most improved award four years in a row.

Someone told me I speak English so well. It’s my native language.

You look great. I barely recognise you.

Any compliments that aren’t as complimentary as they first seem will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have seen Cocaine Bear, or at least heard of it.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with another animal & drug combination.

Alcohol Dog

Caffeine Elephant

Speed Turtle

Marijuana Chimpanzee

LSD Cat

Viagra Dolphin

Ecstasy Bees

Any combination of animals & drugs that you’d like to see in a film will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Imagine you’ve gone back in time to the era of King Arthur, and you’re a knight.

There’s Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Galahad the Pure, Sir Hector the Bold, and you. We want to know your knight nickname.

Lady Jessica the Passive Aggressive

Sir Matthew the Gullible

Sir Thomas the Patronising

Lady Olivia the Stubborn

Sir Luke the Tactless

Lady Alyssa the Cheap Drunk

Any knight nicknames will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Having messed around with celebrity animal puns for several weeks, this week we’re moving on to beer.

For your team name this week, we want you to turn a celebrity into a beer.

Dave Grolsch

Denzel Frothington

Ale Pacino

Whoopi XXXX Goldberg

Osama Tin Laden

Heinekenny Rogers

Eddie Furphy

Brew Barrymore

Any celebrity beers will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

The Easter Bunny may have visited you last weekend.

And for your team name this week, we want you to come up with mascots for other holidays.

The Melbourne Cup Jackass

The Labour Day Llama

Jazzy the International Scrabble Day Ox

The Australia Day Bogan

The Mother’s Day Meerkat

Suggest a mascot for a holiday that doesn’t have one for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’re enjoying celebrity animal names enough to want to keep doing it.

So this week, it’s going to be fish.

Sharkira

Jake GILLenhaal

Tuna Turner

Marlin MonROE

Mackerelmore

Turn a celebrity into a fish and you’ll get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’ve been enjoying mixing celebrity names with animal names, and this week we’re going to keep the ball rolling.

For your team name this week, we want you to turn a celebrity name into a horse’s name.

Mareilyn Monroe

Hugh Hoofner

Henry Cavalry

Adam Saddler

Al Capony

Any horse names derived from celebrity names will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week we turned celebrity names into dog names.

We can’t ignore cats.

So this week, for your team name, we want you to turn a celebrity name into a cat name.

Catalie Portman

Mewcaulay Culkin

Uma Purrman

Margot Moggie

Nigella Clawson

Nicole Catman

Liza Meownelli

Neil Catrick Harris

Any cat oriented celebrities will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re going to be thinking about dogs.

For your team name this week, we want you to take a celebrity name and turn it into a dog name.

Bark Obama

Brad Sit

J.K. Growling

James Earl Bones

Any celebrity names turned into dog names will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re going to be messing around with gender expectations.

For your team name, we want you to tell us a “men’s” thing that more women should do, or a “women’s” thing that more men should do.

Looking after your skin

Lift weights

Complimenting your friend’s clothes

Asking for a raise

Anything associated with one gender that another gender should do more often will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.