This week we want advice.

But not good advice. This week we are looking for bad advice.

That pyramid scheme is a great idea.

You should keep chasing that girl. Ignoring you means she’s into you.

Buy a boat.

Shoot for the stars. Even though they’re really far away & it’s really hard to survive in space.

That cop will definitely let you hold his gun.

Any bad advice will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Ok, here’s the deal.

You can say up to five words to yourself from up to three years ago.

What do you say?

That job is a scam.

Don’t eat that thing.

You can’t make that jump.

Live better or become this.

Anything you would say to your past self will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Sometimes we have to explain things when people get questions wrong.

This week, for your team name, we want you to think back through your life and tell us the dumbest thing you ever had to explain to someone.

The sun doesn’t actually disappear at night.

Your rooster isn’t going to lay any eggs.

I’m allergic to peanuts… yes, even if they’re organic.

Muslim isn’t a language.

No, you can’t drive to New Zealand.

Just because Japan is red on your map, doesn’t mean it’s actually red in real life.

Anything you can’t believe you had to explain will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Sport is coming back. And we want you to rename some of your favourite sports teams.

Take a sports team, and change their nickname to a rhyme.

North Queensland Playboys

Sydney Pawns

Boston Chicken Pox

New York Hankys

St George Illawarra Station Wagons

Change a team name to a rhyme for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve likely seen the footage of “Bunnings Karen” complaining that her human rights were being trampled by their mask policy.

This week we want your team name to be a human right you would like to lay claim to.

Article 31 of the International Charter of the Rights of Selfish Twats ensures that I have the right to drink all the beer in your house.

I can’t believe that crooked mechanic charged me for parts AND labour!

No shirt, no shoes, no service is offensive to my rights as a nudist.

The more petty, dubious, and self serving the better.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve probably come across the term “Karen”.

If you haven’t a Karen is a woman who is overly entitled and demanding (and who will often want to “speak to the manager.”)

This week, we want you to change famous quote to include the word Karen.

Frankly Karen, I don’t give a damn.

I am the Karen who knocks.

Now is the Karen of our discontent.

You’re gonna need a bigger Karen.

Nobody puts Karen in a corner.

Film quotes, TV quotes, literary quotes, historical quotes, any quote that is changed to incorporate Karen will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

So Kanye West is running for President.

And if 2020 has taught us anything, it’s that any bizarre & unlikely event that could happen, WILL happen.

Which means this week, your team names should be speculating about what will happen when Kanye inevitably becomes President.

Kylie Jenner is named Secretary of the Treasury.

He releases the cure for COVID that he’s had all along.

Taylor Swift runs up during the inauguration and is sworn in instead.

Any wild speculations about what Kanye’s presidency would look like will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

So borders are closing again. If you’re in Victoria, you might have a hard time leaving unless you can prove you’re from somewhere else.

And official documentation can only tell authorities so much. It’s only a matter of time before they start asking for supplementary proof that people live where they say they live.

So for your team name this week, tell us how you would prove you’re from where you say you’re from.

Sydney – I’ll still be paying off my mortgage ten years after I die.

Queensland – I can’t go more than five minutes without talking about the Maroons.

Canberra – My job is completely insulated from everything that happens in the outside world.

Any way you can quickly prove where you’re from without documentation will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.