Quotation marks can be a good way to express sarcasm or irony.

They are not meant to give emphasis to statements, but many people use them that way.

This week we want your team name to inappropriately use quotation marks.

I’m a “fully qualified” surgeon.

If you’re tired, you should have some “coffee”.

All our “sushi” is made “fresh”.

Welcome “President” Trump!

Shoplifters will be “prosecuted”.

“Ladies” Toilet

Anything that misuses quotation marks like this will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we are want your opinions on a variety of topics.

You can give us any opinion you like, with the following restriction.

It’s got to be an unpopular opinion.

Harry Potter is overrated.

Babies are annoying.

I don’t care if you give me Game of Thrones spoilers because I’m never going to watch it.

Instant coffee is better.

Justin Bieber is actually pretty talented.

Yoga is for pretentious assholes.

I don’t care for Beyonce.

Anything that is an unpopular opinion will get you a bonus point.

(By the way, we would prefer you come up with team name that is an unpopular, but still harmless opinion. If your team name is “Hitler did nothing wrong” that technically fits the criteria, but you will be outing yourself as a Nazi to a room full of people who probably think Nazis are bad. Also, our hosts will be more likely to take an unusually strict approach to marking your answers.. Also, you’re being a complete ass clown.)

Have an interesting week.

This week we want to know how to annoy people.

Pick a group of people, and tell us how to piss them off.

Tell a Star Wars fan you loved that scene where Captain Kirk flew the Aluminum Falcon.

Drop fake Game of Thrones spoilers in conversations with fans.

Imitate an Scottish accent in front of your Scottish friends.

Assume your waitress is flirting with you.

Ask a nurse why they didn’t become a doctor.

Say to a Welshman “what part of England are you from?”

Anything that tells us how to annoy a specific group of people will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Robert Mugabe was recently appointed as a Goodwill Ambassador by the World Health Organisation.

Sure he was stripped of the post in short order, but it got us thinking.

What other wildly inappropriate appointments could be made?

Making Harvey Weinstein a Goodwill Ambassador for Women’s Rights

Giving Hitler the Nobel Peace Prize

Naming Saudi Arabia to the UN Human Rights Commission… oh wait… they already did that.

Anything on the level of naming a genocidal dictator to any post involving the word “goodwill” will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Millennials have been killing a lot of things recently.

So this week, we want you to suggest something you want this generation of murderers to kill next.

Cursive Handwriting

Breakfast Television

Talk Radio

The Diamond Industry

Recycled Think Pieces About Millennials Killing Things

Smashed Avo

Anything you’d like to see millennials kill will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week the founder of iQ Trivia came across a targeted post on Facebook for a Jewish marriage service.

Which is odd, because he’s not Jewish, and is pretty sure the kind of people who would subscribe to a Jewish marriage service wouldn’t really be into him.

Perhaps you’ve had sponsored posts directed at you on social media that are also badly targeted. This week for your team name, we want you to give us an example of a badly targeted ad.

Daycare ads for people without kids

Beer ads for people who don’t drink

Mortgage ads for people who are bankrupt

Tell us what would be a pointless Facebook ad for you and you’ll get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Elf on the Shelf has been around for years, but in the past couple of weeks people have been coming up with rhyming alternatives.

So this week we want your team name to be an parody of Elf on the Shelf.

Any team name that fits the bill will get a point.

Have an interesting week.