Last week we asked you to come up with things people would have searched for if Google existed 200 years ago.
This week we’re turning it around, and asking you to use your team name to come up things people will search for on Google in 100 or 200 years time.
When did WWIII break out?
New Simpsons episodes
Beachfront property in Canberra
Anything that you would Google a century or two from now will get you a bonus point.
Google is part of our lives now.
This week we want you to imagine what people would have used as a Google search 200 years ago.
Jobs for five year old children
FAKE NEWS Napoleon really won Waterloo Make France Great Again
How to treat smallpox
Any team name that would work as a Google search 200 years ago will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
It’s going to get a bit dark this week.
For your team name, instead of inspirational quotes, we want you to come up with an “unspirational” quote.
There’s no U in happy.
Your hard work can always be destroyed by someone else’s incompetence.
Whatever you’ve done wrong… can probably be blamed on someone else.
Be yourself. Because nobody else want to be you.
If your team name actively extinguishes inspirational thoughts, you will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
This week we want you to think about world leaders… and turn them into films or TV series or song lyrics or expressions.
May Fair Lady
Raging Turnbull
Trudeau Lies
And because the XI in the name of Chinese leader Xi Jinping is pronounced “she”, the jokes pretty much write themselves. Xi’s got a ticket to ride, Isn’t Xi lovely, Xi moves in mysterious ways, Every little thing Xi does is magic.
Anything that makes a pun out of the name of a political leader will get a point.
Have an interesting week.
We struggled to find a way to ask about the recent events in Charlottesville that wasn’t horribly depressing.
With actual Nazis marching in the streets waving actual swastika flags, it became tough to find the lighter side of things.
But at iQ Trivia we do like to be helpful, so we thought we would ask you to help Donald Trump find new ways to blame both sides for tragedies.
To be fair, the chemotherapy was just as aggressive as the cancer.
To be fair, Anne Frank wasn’t even paying rent.
To be fair, Luke Skywalker killed more people than Darth Vader.
Anything that helps Donald Trump “be fair” in blaming both sides for something tragic or unpleasant will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Anyone can make a team name out of a movie title.
We want you to do twice as much this week.
This week you will be taking two movie titles and combining them.
Dude, Where’s My Fair Lady
The Man in the Iron Man Mask
Ocean’s 300
12 Angry Men in Black
The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Marley and Me Make a Porno
Anything that combines two film titles into one will get a bonus point.
You may or may not have been watching the Bachelor, but either way you can choose the right kind of team name this week.
There are betting markets open for which of the girls will win The Bachelor, but we want you to come up with other things to bet on.
If your team name offers odds on things that may or may not happen on The Bachelor you will get a bonus point.
There is a gratuitous cleavage shot 1-1000
One of the girls gets a reality series within 6 months 2-1
Actual catfight 10-1
Minor disagreement gets edited by the producers to make it look like an actual catfight 1-10
The couple breaks up within a year but use the fame they attained on the show to further their own careers – Even
Anything that gives odds on events on The Bachelor will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Last week we took good people and made them sound evil.
This week it’s the opposite.
We’re taking bad people and making them look good.
If you team name puts a positive spin on someone bad, you will get a bonus point.
The Wicked Witch of the West just wanted her dead sister’s shoes back.
Stalin drastically reduced the obesity rate among his people.
Freddie Krueger was devoted to the dreams of children.
Jack the Ripper got countless prostitutes off the streets.
Sauron sought to unite all of Middle Earth.
Say what you want about Hitler, but he DID kill Hitler.
Anything that takes a villain and finds the positive side of things will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
There are plenty of people who have done a lot of good in the world.
Well we’re not going to let them rest easy this week.
If you team name makes someone good look bad, you will get a bonus point.
Bruce Wayne is a billionaire who enjoy assaulting the mentally ill.
Peter Pan: A kidnapper builds an army of child soldiers.
Santa: A burglar who tempts children into sitting on his lap.
Three American military officers invaded Earth’s nearest neighbour in 1969 and left no survivors.
Inigo Montoya devoted his life to hunting down a physically deformed man and then killed him.
Anything that takes a hero and turns them into a villain will get you a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.
Imagine this.
You’ve been given the power to make something illegal. What do you choose?
Tagging your friends when they look terrible in a Facebook photo.
Putting any kind of traffic sound in a radio ad.
Parking a motorcycle in a regular parking space and creating a parking mirage.
Passive aggressive Facebook posts.
Not flushing a public toilet after using it.
If you make your team name something that you would make illegal if you could, you will get a bonus point.
Have an interesting week.