A guy went a bit viral recently because he claims to have invented “bottle night”.

Yes, he thinks he invented the idea of hanging out and talking over a bottle of wine.

This week with your team name, we want you to tell us what you “invented”.

I got some chilli and chicken and noodles and invented Thai food.

We take turns driving. I call it “car pooling”.

So I make my voice go up and down using words and rhythm. It’s called “singing”.

You need a ball which you kick around with your foot. It’s a new sport I invented called “football”.

Any dubious claim you have to inventing something will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have heard about the Man Vs Bear debate, where women were asked whether they would rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

It seems a lot of women would prefer the bear.

And it got us thinking, what else would be worse than finding yourself alone with a bear.

RealEstateAgentsVsBear

PeopleWhoSayNoCapAllTheTimeVsBear

HumanResourcesVsBear

PeopleWhoClapWhenThePlaneLandsVsBear

AndrewTateVsBear

Any group or person who would make you choose the bear will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently we asked a question about ridiculous products sold on Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website goop.com.

We were going to make up some additional ridiculous products to throw into the mix as red herrings, but we couldn’t come up with anything sillier than what Gwyneth is already selling.

So maybe you can do better.

If your team name is a ridiculous product that might be sold to people with more money than sense, you will get a bonus point.

A smartphone case held by a Buddhist monk as he achieved enlightenment

Solid gold corn cob holders

Diamond encrusted toothbrushes

A coffin Gwyneth Paltrow herself slept in

Any unnecessarily extravagant products will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

There’s an art to writing trivia questions.

This week you’re going to use your team name to have a go at it, but we only want terrible trivia questions.

Why?

What is the best colour?

How many of my cousins have a beard?

Who is the worst looking person to have walked on the moon?

What the hell are you looking at?

Any terrible trivia questions will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Plenty of songs are full of bad advice.

For your team name this week, we want you to point out bad advice in song lyrics.

Firestarter

Jesus take the wheel

Burning down the house

Hit me with your best shot

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

Any bad musical advice will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Let’s say tomorrow you can wake up with a very minor superpower.

What tiny superpower do you want to have?

Self clipping fingernails

Just barely making it through every yellow light

The ability to transport a pebble into anyone’s shoe at any time

Psychic abilities, but only as far as predicting coin flips

You get 50 cents every time you sing Happy Birthday

Any minor superpowers will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

So we know who the next James Bond is going to be.

But eventually they are going to need a new James Bond

For your team name this week, we want you to pick the worst person to play James Bond.

Adam Sandler

Steven Seagal

Gilbert Gottfried

Ellen Degeneres

Rowan Atkinson

Russell Brand

Michael Cera

Any options for a terrible James Bond actor will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Some of you may have taken the citizenship test, which quizzes you on history, geography, laws, and a smattering of other.

For your team name this week, we want to know what SHOULD be on the citizenship test.

How many slabs of beer can you fit in the back of a Hilux?

What is the correct number of times to turn sausages when barbecuing?

How much warning do you have to give before chucking a sickie from work?

Name all the Hemsworths.

Describe the correct way to eat a Tim Tam.

Any questions you think should be on the citizenship test will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last Saturday was the anniversary of an event you may never have heard of.

It was 23 March 1965 that John Young went into space on the Gemini 3 mission… and he brought a corned beef sandwich with him.

It got us thinking, what would you smuggle into space if you went.

Make that your team name for a bonus point this week.

My dog. He won’t let me go to the toilet alone, so he’s not going to let me go to space alone.

A gorilla suit, so I could mess with people when I returned.

A lightsaber. You never know when it might come in handy.

A return ticket.

Tell us what you would bring to space for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.