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This Week in iQ Trivia – 17 June 2023

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

JACKPOT

They didn’t think they were right, but they still won.

TEAM NAMES

We were worried that this week’s team name might be a tough one, but you really came through with the jokes.

I had a joke about a 95 year old with a steak knife but it was a shocker.

I had a joke about a bus driver and it really kills.

I had some jokes about chemistry but they argon.

I had a joke about oxygen & potassium… it’s OK.

I had a surrealist joke, but broccoli.

I had a joke about a failed delivery but you didn’t get it.

I had a joke about dementia but… who are you?

I had a joke about Sydney Trains but it takes too long.

I have a joke about cows but you’ve already herd it.

I have a joke about dog parks but it’s full of crap.

I had a joke about darts but it missed the mark.

I’d make a joke about the public service but PWC has already done it.

I had a joke about vacuums but it sucked

I have a joke about microbiology but I’m not sure it’s cultured.

I’d tell a dick joke but it’s waaaaaaay too long.

I have a joke about Viagra but it’s too hard.

I have a joke about a broken clock but it’s the wrong time.

I had a joke about an unsharpened pencil but it’s pointless.

I have a joke about roller coasters but you have to be this high to hear it.

I had a joke about erectile dysfunction but it flopped.

I had a joke about coke but it blows.

I have a joke about archery, it hits the target.

I have a joke about Matthew McConaughey, and it’s alright alright alright.

I had a joke about catholic priests but only kids get it.

I had a joke about COVID and everyone got it.

TriviArt

Blue Blows Bubbles

Cringe Timbuktu

Decaying Haloumi

Cooking Leg

Prefectionist Lieutenant Legs

Pitch Doctor

Pacifist Beatle

Frightful Saddam Hussein

Delicious Table

Burlesque Mathematics

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We asked about body counts in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and had to clarify that we weren’t talking about how many people Legolas and Aragorn had slept with.

And a team who finished last had a team name that indicated they thought the earth is flat. No big surprise there.

See you next week.

Team Name Bonus Point – Week of 11 June 2023

We came across the “I have a joke” meme recently.

And we enjoyed it enough that we decided to make it the theme for this week’s team names.

I have a joke about shoelaces but there are strings attached

I had a joke about unemployment but it didn’t work

I have a poison joke and it kills

I have a sodium joke but Na

I have a nepotism joke but I’ll only tell it to my kids

I have a minimalist joke…

Any “I have a joke” jokes will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This Week in iQ Trivia – 10 June 2023

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

If you won, here’s evidence just in case anyone doesn’t believe you.

TEAM NAMES

What boomer views do you agree with?

Tik Tok is an online insane asylum

Influencer is not a real job

No avocados until you pay your mortgage

You shouldn’t look at your phone while walking

Avo toast is too expensive

Kids should be outside

Not everyone gets a ribbon

Interest rates are still very low

I shouldn’t need a subscription to my car’s features

Cyberbulling isn’t real

I hate Telstra

Bloody hoons

It’s ok to hit your kids if they’re being c*unts

I have too many passwords

Children should be seen and not heard

Soft serves are too expensive

I don’t like people on my lawns

Neighbours should be quiet after 10pm

Sometimes I actually need to speak to the manager

Don’t watch concerts through your phone screen

Video Ezy was better than Netflix

21st century music is sh!t

TriviArt

Mr Beast Fighting a Beast

Pompous Fish

Curly Accountant

Downstairs Kermit Goat (NSFW)

Burning Man

Birthday Potato

Tessellated Sauna

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We asked about Star Trek characters, and one team thought “a dark haired chick with cleavage” was George Takei. Oh my!

Sixty seconds is one… millisecond?

See you next week.