We’re dealing with people in songs this week.

Think about the people in one of your favourite songs, and tell us what you think they’re doing now.

Sk8er Boi attempted a career in the UFC and is now hawking cryptocurrencies

Roxanne transitioned from turning on the red light to campaigning against sex work

Jolene lost her flaming locks of auburn hair when she developed alopecia

Major Tom is still floating in a tin can

Any update on the life story of someone in a song will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Recently we saw this scene from The Simpsons.

And it got us thinking, what would be the worst intro music for a boxing match?

Hello by Lionel Ritchie

Barbie Girl

Mendelssohn’s bridal march

Do you really want to hurt me

Literally anything by the Wiggles

Any terrible boxing match intro music will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’re dealing with music this week.

For your team name, we want you to take a band or musician and make them edible.

Fleetwood Macaroni & Cheese

Peanut Butter & Pearl Jam

Bread Sheeran

Death Cab for Charcuterie

Meatallica

KFC and the Sunshine Band

Bean Day

Motley Crouton

Wings of Leon

David Lee Broth

The Rolling Scones

Flan Halen

Lil’ Kimchi

Oreo Speedwagon

The Wu Tang Clam

Ok we got a bit carried away.

Any edible musicians or bands will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week it’s more fun with vowels.

For your team name, take a musician or band, and change all the vowels to the same vowel.

Camalla Caballa

Bluck Subbuth

Tom Potty

Bolloo Oolosh

Bastaa Bays

Brotnoy Spoors

Tipic Shikir

50 Cunt

Bi Diddly

Ron DMC

Malay Cyras

Odolo

Any musician or band with all the vowels the same will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

It’s Valentine’s Day this week, so in the spirit of cynicism, we’re turning to Paul Simon’s song Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover.

Of course, he only mentions five ways in the song. So we’re going to help him get to 50.

Get on a ferry, Barry

Do what you gotta do, Sue

Sneak off like a thief, Chief

Fake your own death, Beth

Have an honest conversation to see if you can resolve your differences, and if you can’t, split up amicably like mature adults, Schultz

Come up with a rhyming way to breakup, preferably using the name of someone on your team for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

For team names this week we’re thinking about band names.

Specifically, we want you to ruin the name of a band or musician by changing just one letter.

Lazy Gaga

The Why

Crowded Horse

The Rolling Scones

PISS

Nine Inch Sails

The Polite

Public Enema

Any ruined band names will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Think back a few years to the songs you sang along to when you were younger.

Now update the lyrics, and make that your team name this week.

Sweet grandchild of mine

It was a bittersweet symphony… now it’s just bitter

Is there life on Mars? No. The Curiosity Rover proved that.

Any updated song lyrics will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Think of a song you like. Now think of the opposite of that song.

That’s your team name for this week.

Pyongyang Style

Shilling in the name of

We are the losers

I’m utterly indifferent to rock and roll

Lady looks like a dude

I can actually feel my face very well thank you

Give us the opposite of a song title and you will get an easy point.

Have an interesting week.