The Mr Men and Little Miss books have been around for over 50 years. That’s longer than a lot of our players have been alive.

Which means they’re probably due for an update.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with some new Mr Men or Little Miss characters to reflect current trends.

Little Miss I’m Not Racist But…

Mr Organic Kombucha

Little Miss Vaguebooking

Mr Fake News

Little Miss Selfie

Mr Tinder Predator

Little Miss “Have You Tried Yoga”

Any updated Mr Men or Little Miss characters will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We deal with facts every week.

But with your team names this week, we don’t want real facts, we want fake facts.

France operates on metric time.  100 minutes per hour, 100 hours per day.

Honey comes from bees, and mustard comes from wasps.

Nobody actually speaks Arabic. It’s just a really elaborate practical joke.

Turtles have gaydar.

Nothing actually true. Any team name based on a fake fact will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

People do a lot of things that make no sense.

Of course, someone had to be the first to do every strange & illogical thing that we do.

This week, for your team name we want you to imagine the thought process of the first person to do something.

I love you, so here’s a piece of metal to put on one of your digits

That’s a big hill, I think I’ll walk to the top and look around before coming back down

I think your nice so I’m going to give you this dead plant

Oh this, I paid a man to stab me repeatedly and put ink in the holes

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re having fun with animals.

For your team name, we want you to take an animal, and replace all of the vowels with the letter O.

Hommong Bord

Skonk

Chonchollo

Bloo Wholo

Poocock

Any animal with all the vowels changed to the letter O will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’ve been dealing with COVID for a couple of years now.

And for your team names this week, we want to know what you’ve learned in that time.

An unpleasant number of people have to be convinced to wash their damn hands

I’m ok with never talking to Shirley from accounting again

Too many people think memes qualify as research

Tell us what you’ve learned from COVID for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.