Last week we asked a current events question about the petition to prevent Jeff Bezos from being allowed to return to earth.

This week, for your team name, we want you to come up with another petition.

Prison terms for pissing on the floor of a public toilet

Stop making the close icon impossible to find on a pop-up ad

If you listen to music on a train without headphones, anyone is allowed to throw your phone out the window

The word “moist” should be banned

Any petition you would sign will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week there will be a lot of mockery in your team names.

But it’s ok, because you will be mocking yourselves.

For a bonus point, make your team name a pick up line that makes fun of yourself.

My place or yours? Just kidding, it has to be yours. My parents are home.

I bet I can disappoint you twice in as many minutes.

Are you colour blind? Because you’re ignoring all my red flags.

Any self-deprecating pick up line will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we want to hear some compliments.

But not just any compliment. We want you to come up with a passive aggressive compliment.

I admire your confidence, dressing like that.

I don’t care what anyone says, you look great for your age.

You don’t act like other girls.

It can be something you have said, or something that has been said to you. Either way, if your team name is a passive aggressive compliment, you will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Think of some company slogans.

Now dial them back to the bare minimum, and make that your team name.

VB – It’ll get you drunk.

Bing – We’re surprised you’re using us.

Nike – Let’s be honest, we both know you’re not actually going to do it.

McDonald’s – This is technically food.

Any bare minimum slogans will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.