It’s Halloween, which means it’s time to think of ill advised sexy costumes.

For your team name, we want you to come up with a sexy costume based on one of your recent Google searches.

Sexy COVID vaccine

Sexy power outage

Sexy ICAC

Sexy Melbourne Cup protest

Any sexy version of a recent Google search will get you a bonus point

Have an interesting week.

You may have seen posts on social media with insultingly easy questions & the ludicrous claim that only a small minority of people can answer them.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with another ridiculously easy question.

Pairs is an anagram of what French city?

Hardly anyone can name the sport Serena Williams plays.

What are the two main ingredients of a gin & tonic?

Only one person in 10 knows where the Statue of Liberty is.

Any insanely easy question you can claim is difficult will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

For your team name this week, we want to know about common things.

Specifically, things that are more common than most people think.

Below average drivers

HPV

Four leaf clovers

Peeing in the shower

Anything that is more common than people will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We were recently reminded of this sketch.

And that has inspired this week’s team name theme.

We want you to tell us a time when you or someone else realised they were actually the villain.

Maybe building a huge empire selling meth was a bad idea

Ok, creating an amusment park with genetically engineered dinosaurs was always going to end badly

Hang on, I spent all night stealing from everyone in Whoville, and now I’m about to dump all of their worldly possessions off a mountain

Any “are we the baddies” moment will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re dealing with conspiracy theories.

But not the traditional fake moon landing or 5G in COVID vaccines or JFK assassination conspiracy theories.

No, we want really minor conspiracy theories.

The Masked Singer was created by furries who are trying to normalise being a furry.

The medical establishment is promoting anti-vax sentiments to ensure people still get sick.

Frozen was released so that searches for “Disney Frozen” would be about the movie and not Walt Disney.

Have you ever seen Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe together? I didn’t think so.

The moon landings were faked… in a sound stage… on the moon.

Any low stakes conspiracies will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Ok, this week’s team name theme might dredge up some unpleasant memories.

(Note: We are not responsible for your therapy bills if you find this too traumatic.)

We want to know the dumbest thing you were afraid of as a child (or now).

If I didn’t run out of the room right away after flushing the toilet, I’d get sucked in

ET was bloody terrifying

Trees. The Ents from Lord of the Rings REALLY freaked me out

Any stupid thing you were scared of will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You’ve probably heard that Only Fans was banning explicit content.

(Then a few days later they decided to bring it back.)

A lot of people found that odd, as that’s most of their business. (And yes, we know it’s because payment processors are putting them up to it and there are a whole much of other issues at stake, but we’re not going to get into that. This is light entertainment.)

With that in mind, with your team name this week we want you announce something similarly absurd.

At KFC we know our customers don’t visit us for our chicken

I’m sure McDonald’s will be fine if they never sell another burger

Surely the army would work just fine without guns

Ridiculous conspiracy theories are unwelcome here at QAnon

Any comparisons to OnlyFans kicking out porn will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.