This week we’re having fun with animals.

For your team name, we want you to take an animal, and replace all of the vowels with the letter O.

Hommong Bord

Skonk

Chonchollo

Bloo Wholo

Poocock

Any animal with all the vowels changed to the letter O will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We’ve been dealing with COVID for a couple of years now.

And for your team names this week, we want to know what you’ve learned in that time.

An unpleasant number of people have to be convinced to wash their damn hands

I’m ok with never talking to Shirley from accounting again

Too many people think memes qualify as research

Tell us what you’ve learned from COVID for a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

A little while ago we asked what NBA stands for, and got an interesting wrong answer.

For your team name this week, we want you to come up with an alternative to a common acronym. 

STD = Save the Date

NRL = Not Really Literate

WAP = Worship and Prayer

NSFW = No Surfing for Whales

YOLO = You Obviously Love Oreos

PHD = Please Hire, Desperate

Any alternatives to common acronyms will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Christmas has arrived.

And your team names are going to reflect that.

For a bonus point this week, we want you take a beloved Christmas song, and utterly ruin it by changing one letter.

Rudolf the Rad Nosed Reindeer

I saw Mummy Dissing Santa Claus

Frosty the Snob Man

A Gay in a Manger

Lust Christmas

The Little Drummer Bot

Any ruined Christmas songs will get you a bonus point.

 Have an interesting week.

An American politician discovered a conspiracy recently.

Of course, other people pointed out other related conspiracies.

Now we want you to come up with your own ridiculous conspiracies by rearranging letters.

Britney Spears = Yep bra inserts

Nicole Kidman = I’m a kind clone

Keanu Reeves = A severe nuke

Clive Palmer = Vampire cell

The University of Oxford = Oh I vote for dirty sex fun

Kentucky Fried Chicken = Kinky Chef Erect in Duck

President Donald Trump = Mr Putin’s odd tender pal

Have a look here for more ideas, and any silly anagram conspiracies will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week we had team names based on terrible employers.

This week it’s employees.

If your team name details your experience with terrible employees, you will get a bonus point.

I don’t believe in showering.

What do you mean I can’t nap on the job? Being a bus driver is tiring.

I’m sick and can’t come to work. And the doctor said the only that will cure me is a trip to Bali.

Any examples of catastrophically horrible employees will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.