A little while back, one of our hosts overheard the following en route to a show.

“Oh yeah? Well if I’m so racist, why do I like Asian chicks?”

Well guess what random twit, you’ve inspired a whole week of team names at iQ Trivia.

This week we want your team name to be the dumbest thing you’ve overheard in conversation.

“I’ve never left Australia. I just took that trip to Bali last year.”

“The doctor said I need to get more iron, but I don’t want to eat metal.”

“If they keep building high rises, won’t the city tip over?”

“I heard about dinosaurs living millions of years ago, but there’s only been 2018 years.”

“What country is the Great Wall of China in?”

“Where do I put the answer for question 6?” (We’ve ACTUALLY heard this one.)

Anything that is stupid (and preferably unaware of just HOW stupid it is) will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

It’s Australia Day at the end of this week, and we’re about to be flooded with talk of what it is to be Australian.

So for your team name this week, we want you to come up with something that an Australian would never say.

The cost of living in Australia is entirely reasonable.

Tim Tams are awful.

Crocodile Dundee is basically a documentary.

Anything that you would never hear an Australian say will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

We always prefer you to be correct.

But this week, for your team name, we want something a bit more.

We want you to be “technically” correct.

I used to be the youngest person on earth.

90% of crime is committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day.  Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

The average person has about one ovary.

100% of people who have attended iQ Trivia will die.

Anything that is technically correct will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

By the time you turn up to trivia, 2018 will have started.

And to mark the occasion we want your team name to be a prediction for 2018.

But we don’t want to tax you too much on this, so were looking for an obvious prediction.

More politicians will be taken down by dual citizen rules.

Another celebrity will be outed as a sexual predator.

Someone will get killed on Game of Thrones.

If your team name is an obvious prediction for 2018, you will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

2017 is almost over and a lot has happened.

This week, for your team name, we want you to tell us about your proudest moment from 2017.

If you want to be sincere, be sincere. If you want to be sarcastic, be sarcastic. If it’s extraordinarily petty, well as long as you consider it your proudest moment, it qualifies.

Have an interesting week.

Christmas is going to be here before you know it.

But there is still time to tell people what you want for Christmas.

So this week we want you to complete the sentence “all I want for Christmas is…”

You can be sincere or cynical, but either way, if your team name is what you want for Christmas, you will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.