Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

TEAM NAMES

You were full of bad financial advice.

Waiting for our parents to die

Waiting for the Sydney property bubble to burst

Labubus are a solid investment

Invest in Trump’s memecoin

Invest in a growth field like newspapers or magazines

Afterpay Uber Eats

Buy high, sell low

Loan all your money to the Duchess of York

Buy all the puppies

Invest in Blockbuster

Invest in Thomas Cook

Always chase your losses

Buy that boat, it’ll be great

Gamble Irresponsibly

Pyramid schemes work

Use your super for a Brazilian Butt Lift

Send your savings to a Nigerian prince

Have kids

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Cactus Pantaloons

Danger Oyster

Aerodynamic Anteater

Fantastic Fish

Succulent Meow

Pelican Smile

Bonzo Labubu

INTERESTING MOMENTS

When we asked about foreign language films, one team thought that Life Is Beautiful was made in Mongolian.

A question about ex-Soviet countries led to one team asking if the Soviet Union counted.

One team couldn’t recall the name of the Michael Pena, an actor of Mexican descent, and so they put ICE’s next target.

And our quarterly tournament is still in its early stages with three teams up at the top of the table.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

JACKPOT

When you’re playing the jackpot, it doesn’t matter if you know it or you’re lucky. A correct answer is a correct answer.

TEAM NAMES

What medical advice will the White House come out with next?

Fake tan increases IQ

Monster Energy cures obesity and gayness

Second hand smoke cures asthma

Facehuggers cure asthma

Holding in a fart boosts your pheromones

Condoms cause autism

Sleep gives you cancer

A Chicken McNugget a day keeps the doctor away

Being nice to your girlfriend causes male pattern baldness

Hand sanitizer cures baldness

Pee is stored in the balls

Powdered tiger penis for headaches

Shotguns for headaches

Firing guns in school develops hand eye coordination

Anything said by Pete Evans

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Orange Abortion

Penguin Turnip

Empanada Cube

Abstemious Sandwich

Daredevil Dingo

Bold Table

Coriander Dragon

Catapult Whine

Mute Mute

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We had one player choose to split off from the rest of his team to play solo, very keen to get to choose the last place subject… and he did. Getting just 20 points will tend to do that.

Guesses about a TV series with people being set on fire included Community, The Office, and Seinfeld. We must have missed those episodes.

Knowing that the Great Pyramid of Giza was the tallest structure in the world in 2570BC, one team guessed that it held that title for 5000 years… which would make it STILL the tallest for about another 300 years.

And last quarter’s tournament winners enjoyed their prize.

Which means we’ve got a new tournament kicking off. Everyone is in the running again.

See you next week.

Here’s what you may have missed this week at iQ Trivia.

WINNERS

JACKPOT

Two teams won a jackpot about Edith Piaf. We’re pretty sure neither of them knew anything about Edith Piaf before the question was asked, but you’ve got to be in it to win it.

TEAM NAMES

You found a lot of way to describe who you are.

I’m not tired, I’m end of term teacher tired

We’re Guinness for breakfast Irish

I’m not just white, I’m pepper is spicy white

We’re ¾ Milo, ¼ milk Australian

We’re not just immigrants, we’re saying awwwwww whenever we see a koala immigrants

We’re not just Scousers, we’re thieving Scousers

I’m so gay my asshole has a lisp

I’m not old, I’m jello for dessert old

I’m a two coffee grinders inner westie

I’m not just drunk, I’m texting my ex drunk

I’m a 5 shades of mental sickness lawyer

I’m not just a dad, I’m a dad joke dad

I’m tax evasion Lebanese

Team Bagpuss is so Team Bagpuss we’re not playing the team name game

We love trivia so much, be bring our own stationary

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Circus Popsicle

Zesty Pineapple

Medical Trumpet

Bungalow Battle

Dictatorial Thespian

Jukebox in Jelly

Extra Scooter

Oreo Pandemonium

Magic Flamingo

Bozo Pregnancy

INTERESTING MOMENTS

We had one team bid that they could get a lot of questions wrong in our wrong answers only round, without understanding what it was. The thing is, he works in real estate, and should have known better than to put his hand up during an auction when you don’t know what you’re bidding on.

One venue had a team who wasn’t officially playing, but still argued more about the questions than any of the official teams.

And our quarterly tournament has wound up, with the Richard Gere Appreciation Society taking the top prize.

See you next week.