You’ve probably heard that Only Fans was banning explicit content.

(Then a few days later they decided to bring it back.)

A lot of people found that odd, as that’s most of their business. (And yes, we know it’s because payment processors are putting them up to it and there are a whole much of other issues at stake, but we’re not going to get into that. This is light entertainment.)

With that in mind, with your team name this week we want you announce something similarly absurd.

At KFC we know our customers don’t visit us for our chicken

I’m sure McDonald’s will be fine if they never sell another burger

Surely the army would work just fine without guns

Ridiculous conspiracy theories are unwelcome here at QAnon

Any comparisons to OnlyFans kicking out porn will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

Last week we asked a current events question about this story.

Yes, someone complained to Utah Governor Spencer Cox that his surname sounded too much like “cocks” and that he should change it to something less offensive.

That got us thinking about ridiculous complaints.

So for your team name this week, we want you to recall the most ridiculous complaint you ever heard.

I think the fish you served me was female.

It rained on my car while I was shopping here.

What do you mean I only get a monthly statement once a month?

This steak offends my principles. You should have brought me a vegan steak.

It’s outrageous that you’ve banned me just because I’ve stolen from you repeatedly.

Any ridiculously petty complaints will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

So Brisbane is hosting the Olympics.

That means they’re going to need a mascot.

For your team name this week, we want you to suggest a mascot for the Brisbane Olympics.

Perhaps Captain Underpants would be interested in the job.

There’s also a petition to make a bin chicken the mascot.

Charlie the Cane Toad

Literally millions of spiders

A white elephant

Any suggestions for Brisbane’s mascot will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

You may have heard of this heroic McDonald’s employee.

With your team name this week, we want to hear about more minor heroes.

Anyone who invents an app that filters out news about the Kardashians deserves the Nobel Prize.

I “accidentally” deleted all the footage of Celebrity Big Brother

I deported Katie Hopkins.

Any low level heroism will get a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.

This week we’re going to get petty.

For your team name, we want to know, what are the petty things you do when you’re angry at someone.

Eat my lunch? I’ll dose it with laxitives.

I open a bottle of a condiment when there’s already one open.

I removed one piece of a 2,000 piece jigsaw puzzle.

Removing the labels from all of the tinned food.

I told my husband I can’t wait to find out what he has planned for our special day tomorrow… There’s nothing special about tomorrow.

Any instances of petty revenge will get you a bonus point.

Have an interesting week.